#FatKidConfessions

[Ozzy2001]

Okay. I told one in another thread and I thought it would be funny to hear other people's confessions. We've all done something that is embarrassing to tell, but as a fat kid you just couldn't help it.

Mine was that most times when I eat prime rib I will cut up the juicy soft fat and eat it along with a bite of the meat.

Gross? Yes, but delicious. I know I'm not the only one.

Or another I've thought of was that I got an butter pecan waffle cone on my way home one day, and I didn't tell my wife because she would have been mad I didn't get her something. Well, later when she took the kids to swim practice she called on the way home and said they were picking up ice cream. Did I want any? Uh, yeah. I'll take a butter pecan waffle cone lol.

Let's hear yours!

 

[grantmichaels]

I have no ability to resist over-eating peanut butter pie ...
 
You will almost never see peanut butter pie, because I disallow myself almost completely ...
 
ALMOST =)
 
I also absolutely fucking adore fettucine alfredo ... and do not allow myself to have it more than once every few years ...

 

[FreeportBum]

im making dinner and in the process I just managed to smash down some peanut butter- fluff choclate chip sandwich with a slice of salami-lol . true . f it dude lets go bowling 

 

[grantmichaels]

f it dude lets go bowling 

 
i can't tell if this thread is designed to be therapeutic, or if he's fishing for tons of bad ideas ...

 

[muskymojo]

Mine was that most times when I eat prime rib I will cut up the juicy soft fat and eat it along with a bite of the meat.
Gross? Yes, but delicious. I know I'm not the only one.

Oh hell yeah. I'll eat my wife's fat too!

 

[juanitos]

i'm sure we've all eaten a whole large pizza before in one sitting

 

[grantmichaels]

i'm sure we've all eaten a whole large pizza before in one sitting

 
that sums up my 2nd semester of college ...

 

[Rawkstah]

My dude took me out for a nice dinner at a decent Italian restaurant a few months back.  I finished off the bread and garlic spread, my share of the appetizer and my entree, and then suggested we go to a different bar for an after dinner drink... that bar served giant pieces pizza by the slice... I had one... and then on the walk home stopped by walgreens for a pint of ice cream and made a milkshake when I got home.
 
I also eat whole pizzas by myself and used to take frozen pizzas and sandwich them together before I threw them in the oven... 
 
Sometimes I can be a bottomless pit... especially when there is pizza involved. 

 

[Scuba_Steve]

My wife keeps getting upset with me.  We will buy like 6 tubs of ice cream.  A week and a half later, she will finally be in the mood for a bowl and will realize I finished them all off by myself.  There may have been a couple occasions over the last 6 months where I ate an entire quart container in one sitting. 
 
I have a serious weakness for dairy.  I crave it at night for some reason.  I feel like I have a vitamin D deficiency or something but nothing shows up on any tests.  Its impossible for me to get to sleep without a bowl of cereal or a bowl of ice cream right before bed...

 

[Rawkstah]

and then there's this... http://drinksfeed.com/bacon-shot-glasses-dipped-in-chocolate-and-filled-with-whisky/  

 

[The Hot Pepper]

i'm sure we've all eaten a whole large pizza before in one sitting

 
Wait, this should not even be on the list, that is called a meal.

 

[grantmichaels]

imma just leave this here: http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/foodanddrink/cheese-triggers-the-same-part-of-the-brain-as-hard-drugs-say-scientists-a3141936.html

 

[Ozzy2001]

My dude took me out for a nice dinner at a decent Italian restaurant a few months back.  I finished off the bread and garlic spread, my share of the appetizer and my entree, and then suggested we go to a different bar for an after dinner drink... that bar served giant pieces pizza by the slice... I had one... and then on the walk home stopped by walgreens for a pint of ice cream and made a milkshake when I got home.
 
I also eat whole pizzas by myself and used to take frozen pizzas and sandwich them together before I threw them in the oven... 
 
Sometimes I can be a bottomless pit... especially when there is pizza involved. 

Lol I've had similar experiences.

I love the responses.

imma just leave this here: http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/foodanddrink/cheese-triggers-the-same-part-of-the-brain-as-hard-drugs-say-scientists-a3141936.html

This makes so much sense. It's impossible to stop nibbling on cheese when it's all cut up sitting there.

 

[grantmichaels]

ya'll

 

[The Hot Pepper]

This makes so much sense. It's impossible to stop nibbling on cheese when it's all cut up sitting there.

You should try snorting Parmigiano Reggiano...

 

[Ozzy2001]

Same here

 

[grantmichaels]

lol ... basically done w/ the minimum amount of work I need for this week, so city myself loose and brew day is secured!

 

[D3monic]

I just had a grilled polish and a bacon cheese burger from portillos. 

 

[t0mato]

I love all baked goods especially cake.  I can eat an entire 13 x 9 cake all by myself in a pretty short period of time.  Over the Thanksgiving holiday I ate an entire Costco  caramel apple pie by myself in about 16 hours....man that thing was good. 

 

[t0mato]

Last Thursday I stopped at a bakery to get a slice of carrot cake and some macarons on my way home from the doctor (of all things).  I paid with cash so that my wife would not know that I went there. That  following Saturday my wife said she had a hankering for some macarons and we went to the same bakery and got a box along with a slice of carrot cake.  Am I going to hell?