Your to old to garden when...
You crush your viagra pills and use them in your plant fertilizer.
You crush your viagra pills and use them in your plant fertilizer.
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Ya to old to garden when.......
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Dear are you giving away my growth secrets again? damn it woman 
Alright RJ, I know what you were doing last night. How big was the notepad you used to write down all the zingers!?
Too old to garden. . .when your walker comes with a tiller attachment...
Too old to garden. . .when your walker comes with a tiller attachment...
Your cut flowers on the coffee table are dandelions cause you don't have your glasses on.
Alright RJ, I know what you were doing last night. How big was the notepad you used to write down all the zingers!?
Too old to garden. . .when your walker comes with a tiller attachment...
I tell you the truth friend I only had those first two till a pot of coffee this morning. I got to get me on of those walkers
Your seed bank is in a tomb in Egypt
Your whistling Woodstock songs while gardening. Ooh got some of ya'll on that on
I've found I'm nowhere near old enough for this thread lol
Neither am I but you gotta keep these old farmers on their toes!!! 
They bust you for cultivation and you didn't even know you were growing it 
.....or their walkers apparentlyNeither am I but you gotta keep these old farmers on their toes!!!
Watch your back! She might put you down like one of the horses if you are to that state alreadyDear are you giving away my growth secrets again? damn it woman
When your garden is the gameboy game “Harvest Moon”. Wait a minute that might be young not old
You've trained the dog to dig up the weeds for you
Can I borrow your dog then?
Wouldn"t like her too old to bark
Your too old to garden............. when you understand mother nature completely
...when you look into the plant nutrients in the ash of human remains.
When you throw your back out just picking up the shovel