habman said:The Chile Pepper Institute of New Mexico State University has reported over a new pepper with over 2 000 000 Scoville ... This variety is a relative of the ‘Tezpur’ pepper.
In further news, the illusive Imaguitargod was recently photographed with Bigfoot eating this pepper. Bigfoot eventually got pissed at Imaguitargod for hording all the milk during the eating frenzy.Pam said:Sadly all evidence of this pepper was destroyed by a horde of ravening chileheads snatching the pods and shrieking "More heat, more heat!!"
In an unrelated story, there has been a series of mysterious explosions in regional sewer systems.
In further news, the CDC reports a huge surge in proctologist visits from patients suffering 3rd degree burns to the anus and lower intestines.
imaguitargod said:In further news, the illusive Imaguitargod was recently photographed with Bigfoot eating this pepper. Bigfoot eventually got pissed at Imaguitargod for hording all the milk during the eating frenzy.
habman said:BTW IGD milk comes from COWS!!!!
habman said:ROFL Bigfoot's a male..... :barf:
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imaguitargod said:In further news, the illusive Imaguitargod was recently photographed with Bigfoot eating this pepper. Bigfoot eventually got pissed at Imaguitargod for hording all the milk during the eating frenzy.
That's why I was hording it. I didn't want Bigfoot to drink it.habman said:BTW IGD milk comes from COWS!!!!
If you get them wet they spawn from his back just like in Gremlins. That's why they stink so bad, they never can take a bath.Pam said:Then where do little bundles of Bigfoot joy come from?
I know it's April Fool's dayPam said:Someone remind imaguitargod that it's April Fool's Day.