There was a mermaid named Amaranth,
Who fell in love with a coelacanth.
She couldn't share her charms,
'Cause he had lobes and not arms,
So she ran off and married a philanthropist.
Epilogue:
Since she gave of her charms
To one who had arms,
You might say she was somewhat of an 'anthropist'
P.S. That's quite a story, LD!