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CHUCK NORRIS PEPPER FACTS
- Thread starter standbyandfire
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Chuck norris uses brainstrain oil instead of ky warming lube.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his his father did.
Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands in search of the world's hottest pepper. They are now known as The Islands.
Almost wet myself watching the total gym infomercial this morning
There is a new pepper on the market its called the Chuck Norris. When you dry it to make powder you need to wear an asbestos suit. When you cutt it up to add to salsa all the other ingrediants just jump outa the bowl yelling " fuxx that". When mixed with Pure Evil it bursts into flames. If you drink water after eating a fresh pod the water evaporates before you can swallow. It is immune to milk, oil, dairy products in general , and laughs at the cottage cheese with sugar cure. In essence it wears Bruce Lee pajamas.
