The Hot Pepper

Haha! Thank you for that mental image! I needed a pick-me-up right about now!

While I couldn't see much through the cola haze, I could hear the bottle spinning madly on the floor at my feet.... It wound up about 5 feet away, leaving a meandering river of fizz in its wake.

I think we've all done that at some point or another.

First time for me! Plenty of drops, but they all ended with a (boring) bounce.

This reminds me of when I worked at a Pizza Hut and we were in the back prepping dough when my coworker dropped an institutional sized can of food release and it started spraying everywhere. He put a nice spin on the can threw it up front to the make table and yelled, "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" as it sprayed everything and everyone within 10 feet of it. That was the only time I ever had a shred of respect for that guy. Haha!