simpathy meets stupidity

[darthcarl]

Customer: I'd like the hot wings
Bartender: the hot wings are habanero and very hot
C: the hotter the better

15 minutes later

C: these are ridiculous, no one can eat those. I want to speak with a manager

15 minutes more

customers wife: I just rubbed my eye after having a hot wing and now it's burning. Those can't be legal. You need to re-think your recipe!!

darthcarl: sigh
:banghead:

[imaguitargod]

Where was that at?

[darthcarl]

Where was that at?

this is where I work right now. Zipps sportsgrill in scottsdale az

[imaguitargod]

"The dumbing down of America has been an overwhelming success."
~Dave Reed

[DEFCON Creator]

Oh man, I can relate to this so well. At the Fiery Foods show last March, some of the questions and comment the public made...well, let's just say I'm amazed the Earth still spins.

Here are some beauties:
"How do you make a pepper hot?"
"Wow, the last time I tried something like this, it tasted just like this."
"My friend would love your sauces, but she died"
"How hot is your hottest sauce" (this was asked over 1000 times)
"Does this wing sauce taste good on wings?"
Etc.....

[darthcarl]

"My friend would love your sauces, but she died"


hmmm....Tina is always looking for new markets. Maybe pepper enbalming. Or hot sauce sceances.


hey this gives me an idea!! imagine DEFCON COMMUNION WAFERS with a slogan like "You don't know church until you know a DEFCON church." or "excommunication never seemed like such a relief before"

[Tina Brooks]

"The dumbing down of America has been an overwhelming success."
~Dave Reed

lol

T

[Tina Brooks]

hmmm....Tina is always looking for new markets. Maybe pepper enbalming. Or hot sauce sceances.


hey this gives me an idea!! imagine DEFCON COMMUNION WAFERS with a slogan like "You don't know church until you know a DEFCON church." or "excommunication never seemed like such a relief before"

We tested that one already. It's a dead market.

T

[DEFCON Creator]

C'mon Tine, have a wafer!!!

[imaguitargod]

We tested that one already. It's a dead market.
ROFLMAO!