Awww...poor birdy

[imaguitargod]

Well, a bird came into the store yesturday and he's still flying into the windows in here desperatly trying to get out. Not a very smart little guy, but his foot's hurt and he's scared. Poor guy.

This is the second bird in a few days to arrive here. I neamed the first one Fred. This is is a bird named Sue.

[Sickmont]

Get the skewers and warm up the grille!

[Buddah]

Well, a bird came into the store yesturday and he's still flying into the windows in here desperatly trying to get out. Not a very smart little guy, but his foot's hurt and he's scared. Poor guy.

This is the second bird in a few days to arrive here. I neamed the first one Fred. This is is a bird named Sue.

Deep fry it and then add some Defcon 1. Bar-be-Sue :cool:

[Buddah]

Get the skewers and warm up the grille!

Damn, u beat me by 1 minute lol

[talas]

Get the skewers and warm up the grille!

What about BEERR The bird may be a little tough to eat..and Well Beerr

[talas]

Well, a bird came into the store yesturday and he's still flying into the windows in here desperatly trying to get out. Not a very smart little guy, but his foot's hurt and he's scared. Poor guy.

This is the second bird in a few days to arrive here. I neamed the first one Fred. This is is a bird named Sue.

Dude your well centered and a decent human..whatever human means ;)

[imaguitargod]

Dude your well centered and a decent human..whatever human means ;)
Awww....thanks. :oops:

[rainbowberry]

Not a very smart little guy, but his foot's hurt and he's scared. Poor guy.

This is the second bird in a few days to arrive here. I neamed the first one Fred. This is is a bird named Sue.

I bet he's a bit stunned too, I've seen plenty fly into windows and lie on the floor like they're in God's waiting room then fly off again 20 minutes later. BTW you can't name a bird Sue :shocked: that's not a 'bird' name.

[Chiliac]

Well, I've never been at your store, so I don't know, but can't you just chase him out or leave the door open for him!?

[imaguitargod]

Well, I've never been at your store, so I don't know, but can't you just chase him out or leave the door open for him!?
Nope, we've got very high rafters (20 feet to the ceiling).

I think Sue left...I turned around for a second and heard cherping outside as if saying "Yaaa! I'mn free!" We'll see.....god, there's shit everywhere in the corner....

[Armadillo]

Dude your well centered and a decent human..whatever human means ;)

Hunter-gatherer... ...human without a doubt!

BTW you can't name a bird Sue :shocked: that's not a 'bird' name.

That's true! It's not a bird's name. It's a boy's name. Tough guy Johnny Cash told us so!

[AlabamaJack]

you beat me to it Armadillo...I was going to reference JC too...

"My name is Sue...How Do You Do"

[Armadillo]

you beat me to it Armadillo...I was going to reference JC too...

"My name is Sue...How Do You Do"

That quote was desperately crying for JC.

[AlabamaJack]

umhuh

[imaguitargod]

I named it after the song guys!

[AlabamaJack]

I don't doubt it one bit Iggy...

[imaguitargod]

So it turns out that Sue did infact leave yesturday....can we now sing "Free Bird" by Skinnard?

[chilehunter]

theres some birds around here that are smart enough to open the doors for themselves. no joke!
they learned that they need to fly by the sensors to activate the doors, & no shit they flew in & out of the building by activating the sensors. & yes it was caught on video, in fact news video, because someone called it in to them.
some animals are not as dumb as you think.

[rainbowberry]

So it turns out that Sue did infact leave yesturday....can we now sing "Free Bird" by Skinnard?
Or I'm like a bird by Nelly Furtado :)

[Novacastrian]

Or I'm like a bird by Nelly Furtado :)

Sorry RB, the lyrics in that song clearly say "I wanna fly away", that means the bird would still be trapped!:P:lol::cool:

[rainbowberry]

uh, uh,

"I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away, I don't know where my soul is, I don't know where my home is."

[Novacastrian]

uh, uh,

"I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away, I don't know where my soul is, I don't know where my home is."


:) My bad:P Did you have to look up the lyrics RB? :oops:

[rainbowberry]

No I used to love that song so much and played it on repeat until I annoyed everyone. Her lyrics arn't easy to get anyway, Turn Out The Light was near impossible in places to understand.

[Chiliac]

Good to hear Sue found her way out! Must've been a terrible experience for the poor creature!

[NatGreenMeds]

you beat me to it Armadillo...I was going to reference JC too...

"My name is Sue...How Do You Do"Bird, bird, bird is a word....hehe

http://www.videosift.com/video/Family-Guy-Surfing-Bird-Bird-is-the-Word

[talas]

So it turns out that Sue did infact leave yesturday....can we now sing "Free Bird" by Skinnard?

You can play lead ill play second..and meet there quarters way through..Maybe Be `Albatross` by Fleetwood Mac would be good to :)

[Sickmont]

So it turns out that Sue did infact leave yesturday....can we now sing "Free Bird" by Skinnard?

NO!



Bird, bird, bird is a word....hehe

http://www.videosift.com/video/Family-Guy-Surfing-Bird-Bird-is-the-Word

That one is awesome! I love that episode!

[DickT]

What would you name this Bird

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzqlohvOifg

[Sickmont]

What would you name this Bird

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzqlohvOifg

I'd name it 'almost grill ready'.


On another note, that passenger chick is pretty damn righteous looking.

[DickT]

I'd name it 'almost grill ready'.


On another note, that passenger chick is pretty damn righteous looking.

Yes, good observation Sick, I noticed that also, she looks like someone in Hollywood but I just can't put my finger on her, or in her. I try and think real hard, maybe that will work.

[AlabamaJack]

I try and think real hard, maybe that will work.

I smell smoke all the way down here in Texas Dick... :lol:

No HiJack meant but I have been wanting to show this picture...especially to DickT...

follow my logic....

Bird...Airplane...

Airplane...Blue Angels....

Blue Angels....F-18 Hornets

F-18 Hornets replacement....F-35 Lightning II

F-35 Lightning II....last 14 years of my life...I was a fairly young man when I started working this program...

Picture...

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk136/AlabamaJack/101508a001.jpg

[DickT]

I smell smoke all the way down here in Texas Dick... :lol:

No HiJack meant but I have been wanting to show this picture...especially to DickT...

follow my logic....

Bird...Airplane...

Airplane...Blue Angels....

Blue Angels....F-18 Hornets

F-18 Hornets replacement....F-35 Lightning II

F-35 Lightning II....last 14 years of my life...I was a fairly young man when I started working this program...

Picture...

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk136/AlabamaJack/101508a001.jpg

Absolutely a beautiful piece Aero- engineering, can't wait to see one live. Is there a restraint version for carriers or will they just use the VTOL. I wish everyone could know what it takes to bring something like this to life. Nice shot, Thanks AJ I'm going to find a pic from my B1-B days.

[Sickmont]

Absolutely a beautiful piece Aero- engineering, can't wait to see one live. Is there a restraint version for carriers or will they just use the VTOL. I wish everyone could know what it takes to bring something like this to life. Nice shot, Thanks AJ I'm going to find a pic from my B1-B days.

Both, actually. Depending on the end user, of course. I believe they'll be STOL, and VTOL versions and have arresting gear as well.

[AlabamaJack]

This is the Convetnional Take Off/Landing (CTOL) version for the Air Force, there is a Short Take Off/Vertical Landing (STOVL) model for the UK and US Marines, and a Carrier Variant, that has a larger wing, heavier duty airframe and landing gear, with a tail hook of course, and larger flight control surfaces for slow speed approaches during high alpha...

[Sickmont]

This is the Convetnional Take Off/Landing (CTOL) version for the Air Force, there is a Short Take Off/Vertical Landing (STOVL) model for the UK and US Marines, and a Carrier Variant, that has a larger wing, heavier duty airframe and landing gear, with a tail hook of course, and larger flight control surfaces for slow speed approaches during high alpha...

I thought the CTOL would also have STOL capabilities as well.

[DickT]

Aj, this was me 20 tears ago, I was QC on B1B horizontal stabilizer, I'm on far left with blue shorts. Looks like IGGY in the middle. This was at Martin Marrietta before they merged with Lockheed.

http://i335.photobucket.com/albums/m457/Dick_Taylor/B1B.jpg

[Sickmont]

Aj, this was me 20 tears ago, I was QC on B1B horizontal stabilizer, I'm on far left with blue shorts. Looks like IGGY in the middle. This was at Martin Marrietta before they merged with Lockheed.

http://i335.photobucket.com/albums/m457/Dick_Taylor/B1B.jpg

Damn, dude what the hell happened to you?:lol:JOKING

But seriously, that pics cool as hell.

[rainbowberry]

Hey I want a Texas cap like you AJ. I can't mention about the plane because I don't like heights so I take no interest in anything that might scare me.

[DickT]

Hey I want a Texas cap like you AJ. I can't mention about the plane because I don't like heights so I take no interest in anything that might scare me.

Looks like I'll have to fly to England.................:lol:

[DickT]

Damn, dude what the hell happened to you?:lol:JOKING

But seriously, that pics cool as hell.

20 years of Bacardi and cokes and rejuvinating marlboro lights

[AlabamaJack]

RB...I'll try to find you one and since this one is new, if I don't find one for you, I will send you this one....deal?

some people don't really realize how long it takes to get a brand new airframe into the air...much less getting it into production...this concept has been worked on for about 15 years...

[Sickmont]

20 years of Bacardi and cokes and rejuvinating marlboro lights

Damn....i'm in deep shit then. Oh well.

[rainbowberry]

RB...I'll try to find you one and since this one is new, if I don't find one for you, I will send you this one....deal?


Ah AJ how sweet are you? I've got a NY one but have never seen a Texas one. My deal is that I will wear it everytime I go on a plane and not be scared.

[AlabamaJack]

My deal is that I will wear it everytime I go on a plane and not be scared.

Thanks RB...but you gotta know, since I started designing them and building them...I hate to fly...I had rather drive or take a train...

not afraid...just knowing that mishaps happen and I have flown many many a mile...now I choose not to travel by air...if I ever go down under to visit my mates down there, I may just take a couple of months and go by boat...

[rainbowberry]

I remember from before that you said you hated flying because I asked about the turbulence question, you know, 'What are the chances of the plane falling out of the sky to the ground because of it?' and you reassured me about it. You did with the clonking noises that the plane makes when taking off too. I love landing, well kind of, I'm safe then.

[AlabamaJack]

it is all a game of odds RB...the less you fly the less chance there is of a mishap...I think the acceptable level of a class one mishap is 1 in a billion flight hours...

[Sickmont]

I smell smoke all the way down here in Texas Dick... :lol:

No HiJack meant but I have been wanting to show this picture...especially to DickT...

follow my logic....

Bird...Airplane...

Airplane...Blue Angels....

Blue Angels....F-18 Hornets

F-18 Hornets replacement....F-35 Lightning II

F-35 Lightning II....last 14 years of my life...I was a fairly young man when I started working this program...

Picture...

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk136/AlabamaJack/101508a001.jpg

Here ya go, AJ. if you havent seen it already, of course.

http://www.jsf.mil/video/x35/mission-x_high.wmv