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texas blues
10-10-2008, 08:49 PM
Hey ya'll. I'll start this one off with this...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

The only rule is that you have to incorporate sauce or peppers in your haiku or for those of you feeling challenged due to alcohol or snorting laundry detergent...a simple poem. Here's mine....


Naga I eat

No milk

Me so stupid


Cheers ya'll, TB.
AlabamaJack
10-10-2008, 09:01 PM
Plant Peppers Early Today
give bountiful harvest tomorrow
miagi has spoken
Novacastrian
10-10-2008, 09:31 PM
Peppers eat i do

Tounge burns it does

Hallucinate i will
QuadShotz
10-10-2008, 09:40 PM
Pepper Fire

Inside Burns

Like Summer Sun
imaguitargod
10-10-2008, 09:45 PM
for those of you feeling challenged due to alcohol
YAAA!!! He mentioned me!
texas blues
10-10-2008, 11:05 PM
Last night supper.

Hot sauce and beans.

Please pull my finger.



Cheers, TB.
chilliman64
10-12-2008, 12:07 AM
mouth and anus fire

jolokia for breakfast

why do I do this
texas blues
10-12-2008, 12:00 PM
Leftover candy on Halloween.

My pequins are missing.

Oops..my bad.




Cheers ya'll, TB.
fineexampl
10-12-2008, 12:12 PM
I find it funny how many people don't follow the proper way of haiku. :)

It's 5-7-5 in syllables.

some of you guys have it though...maybe. ;)

example...

Bhut Jolokia (5 syllables)
Makes my mouth burn really bad (7 syllables)
Where the hell's the milk? (5 syllables)
Canuk Pepperhead
10-12-2008, 12:36 PM
I cut some peppers
Had to go to the bathroom
oh crap it burns OUCH!
chilliman64
10-13-2008, 06:17 AM
I find it funny how many people don't follow the proper way of haiku. :)

It's 5-7-5 in syllables.

some of you guys have it though...maybe. ;)


I did :oops:
texas blues
10-13-2008, 10:04 PM
I find it funny how many people don't follow the proper way of haiku. :)

It's 5-7-5 in syllables.

some of you guys have it though...maybe. ;)

example...

Bhut Jolokia (5 syllables)
Makes my mouth burn really bad (7 syllables)
Where the hell's the milk? (5 syllables)

That's all cool and the gang man if they fudge a bit. Gotta' figure for certain, there are those responding that have been a bit self "overserved" or otherwise smoking the dried extract of male baboon spermatazoa. Bending the rules a tad I deem appropos in such sitchiations. So thus sayeth the bluesman...

Cheers, TB.