Anal insertion of hot sauce

[Hotcrossbuns]

I've been challenged by my friends to insert a quarter full bottle of texas petes into my ass, and empty the contents.
Would this be a serious health threat? what amounts should be taken into consideration, what brand would you recommend?

By the way, I'm getting $105 dollars if I do this, all I'm really interested in getting 100 bucks, so tell me if I'm about to harm myself. :hell::onfire::mouthonfire:

[thehotpepper.com]

I've heard of hot in, hot out, but not this way!

[Hotcrossbuns]

I've heard of hot in, hot out, but not this way!

Thanks man!

[thehotpepper.com]

Okay now you took out the part that said it was a joke. YouTube must be down, the kids are here... :lol:

[Chiliac]

We all knew it had to happen rather sooner than later! :)

[thehotpepper.com]

I just went to the forum homepage and there are a couple of active threads with titles that could fit here, depending on how this goes.
"Holy Crap - Explosion in the Kitchen"
"lost my virginity"
:lol:

[HotPeppersFlyFishing]

All I know is Hotcrossbuns should change his thp
screenname to Wee Todd Did!!:lol: or Not2Brite!!lol

[Novacastrian]

MAKE SURE YOU VIDEO IT, MAKE SURE YOU VIDEO IT, MAKE SURE YOU VIDEO IT.

This could be the next big fad, i can imagine the news headlines, "Teens everywhere take it up the arse- HOT LIKE"

Bwahahahhahaha. Being serious for a sec butt, you should do it, i mean a ton is worth heaps, or is heaps worth a ton......

[RingburnDave]

see my name :P

[Philipperv]

Is there any site that he could post this video on after taking it?

[Chiliac]

youporn.com

[Sickmont]

youporn.com

Ah, another regular there, huh?

[Chiliac]

Hahaha, I knew somebody would post this comment or a similiar one! Thanks for the confirmation. Gotta disappoint you though, never been there, but when I heard about it I found the idea and name too funny to forget either. Believe it or not, but I'm not into watching people shoving stuff up theirs! :)

[Omri]

Pft... RedTube.com is WAY BETTER! :lol:

[DickT]

A friend of mine had to T-bag a bowl of tobasco sauce for his college initiation so all I can say is that: its all fun an games until you have a bottle of Texas pete up your ass. I'd rather not see the video thank you very much.

[cheezydemon]

Well! This is pointless!

[Necrocannibal,]

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t130/Michael_Turski/GayAlarmRichardSimmons.jpg

[Davetaylor]

i'm thinking that if you'd shove something up your ass for money you'd prob do it for free anyway!
I'll give you $110 if you 'eat' a steak and chips in this manner, thought not remember
Mouth in Ass out next time you think about daft bets, but if you must eat your food through your dung funnel then best of luck!

[cheezydemon]

DAMMIT! I can't see posted pics here at work.

The youtube of the idiot firing a bottle rocket out of his ass is pretty priceless. Kind of the same thing!;)

[Sickmont]

Would this be a serious health threat?

only to society if you go through with this and then decide to reproduce


what amounts should be taken into consideration, what brand would you recommend?


The source....and all of it

[imaguitargod]

:shocked:

[cheezydemon]

only to society if you go through with this and then decide to reproduce




The source....and all of it

Hee Hee!;)

Agreed, shove the hot sauce up your man parts if you ever feel the need to reproduce.;)

[DevilDuck]

Just pour the entire bottle into an enema bag..... do it right!!!

[imaguitargod]

Just pour the entire bottle into an enema bag..... do it right!!!
There's a right way?!?! :shocked:

[Davetaylor]

this is putting a spin on the phrase "pop a cap in yo ass"

[cheezydemon]

That is funny. How bout busting a rock of pure 16 cap in his ass?

[Chiliac]

NOW I know what the A in Blair's AM reserve stands for!

[cheezydemon]

What is really funny, is that brand spanking new members join this forum, and today they are treated with "Anal insertion of hot sauce" really close to the top of the new post list, and with more and more posts on it.

I'll bet they wonder what kind of freakshow they have signed up for!

[Chiliac]

They can decide wether to love it or leave it! At least they are getting a good impression of what is going on here!

[imaguitargod]

They can decide wether to love it or leave it! At least they are getting a good impression of what is going on here!

Well, I do have to admit that we usually don't have something as crude as this thread going on here.

[Chiliac]

I know, I was just trying to play the tough guy - I failed! :)

Seriously, I am not into treating new members like this at all, because I wouldn't want it to happen to me, but in this special case it was kinda inviting!

[Hotcrossbuns]

-To the admin: youtube, is, unfortunately, still up; corrupting the minds of our youth, giving morons their undeserving "free speech".

-Chiliac, of course it was inevitable; to be perfectly honest, I did not consider myself a pioneer in partaking in this event, i mean, this IS America.

Hot Peppers Fly Fishing- SURE! only if you change your "thp" screen to "Sofa King We Todd Did" ( Welcome back to fourth grade ) or perhaps to "I'm from Michigan", its interchangeable really.

Nova Castian- THANKS for the encouragement! Your adamancy in making sure I "Video it" slightly horrifies me.

Ring Burn Dave - Was it worth it? You hero, you pioneer you.

-Philip Perv,....your name...'nuff said.

Cheezey Demon - Oh, right, what was I thinking... ON A WEBSITE ABOUT HOT SAUCE.

-Necro Cannibal, with a username like that, I'm pretty sure you shouldn't make such audacious accusations, unless of course you want people to assume your thp name is really a dear representation of what and who you are.

Dave Taylor - pretty sure people pay for enemas and colonoscopy check ups, your offer repulses me, as does your man skirt.

Sickmont- People have done worse...e.g. Bush senior.... Stalin, anyone from FL.

Well, Everyone, thanks for the tips. any more reasonable ones would be gladly accepted. When I'm in the ER room with my butt cheeks spread apart with a C-Clamp to retreive the enema bag I once called my colon, and the Doctor asks "Where-ever did you get this idea???" I will give a wincing smile, release a fiery molten torrent of diarrhea, and proclaim: "The fools at thehotpepper.com, of course!"
Seriously though, respect must be payed to all responders, but can we approach with topic in a less smart-ass fashion? I mean, I'm going to do this... I'm a college student, and 105$ is a-lot of cash.

[thehotpepper.com]

Seriously though, respect must be payed to all responders, but can we approach with topic in a less smart-ass fashion? I mean, I'm going to do this... I'm a college student, and 105$ is a-lot of cash.
Not really. This forum is for people that respect hot sauce. If you're shoving a supermarket brand hot sauce up your ass, and that's your only connection to hot sauce, you've found the wrong forum.

[imaguitargod]

Ok, I did laugh a little at the "man skirt" thing.

IF it's not obvious by now, this would probably be a stupid thing to do or even consider doing. First, things really are not ment to go into that end, only out. Second, a pepper product is not a toy or something to be taken lightly, treat it with respect.

Capsacin (the main ingredient in peppers that makes it hot) can be quite dangerous. Many of us can tell story upon story of how we've painfully gotten the stuff on areas that we shouldn't have gotten it.

If you go through with this, probably expect alot of pain and a trip to the emergancy room. How much will that cost you. Be smart and don't do stupid human tricks for fun.

[Sickmont]

-Sickmont- People have done worse...e.g. Bush senior.... Stalin, anyone from FL.


Well i'm sure glad i'm not from Florida then

[JayT]

heh heh. I have gotten a kick out of the thread whether he eats hot sauce with his bunghole or not. Now that you guys have demoralized him he probably won't post the results though.

[DickT]

[QUOTE=Sickmont;113777]Well i'm sure glad i'm not from Florida then[/QUOT

interesting thread.

[skealo]

-To the admin: youtube, is, unfortunately, still up; corrupting the minds of our youth, giving morons their undeserving "free speech".

-Chiliac, of course it was inevitable; to be perfectly honest, I did not consider myself a pioneer in partaking in this event, i mean, this IS America.

Hot Peppers Fly Fishing- SURE! only if you change your "thp" screen to "Sofa King We Todd Did" ( Welcome back to fourth grade ) or perhaps to "I'm from Michigan", its interchangeable really.

Nova Castian- THANKS for the encouragement! Your adamancy in making sure I "Video it" slightly horrifies me.

Ring Burn Dave - Was it worth it? You hero, you pioneer you.

-Philip Perv,....your name...'nuff said.

Cheezey Demon - Oh, right, what was I thinking... ON A WEBSITE ABOUT HOT SAUCE.

-Necro Cannibal, with a username like that, I'm pretty sure you shouldn't make such audacious accusations, unless of course you want people to assume your thp name is really a dear representation of what and who you are.

Dave Taylor - pretty sure people pay for enemas and colonoscopy check ups, your offer repulses me, as does your man skirt.

Sickmont- People have done worse...e.g. Bush senior.... Stalin, anyone from FL.

Well, Everyone, thanks for the tips. any more reasonable ones would be gladly accepted. When I'm in the ER room with my butt cheeks spread apart with a C-Clamp to retreive the enema bag I once called my colon, and the Doctor asks "Where-ever did you get this idea???" I will give a wincing smile, release a fiery molten torrent of diarrhea, and proclaim: "The fools at thehotpepper.com, of course!"
Seriously though, respect must be payed to all responders, but can we approach with topic in a less smart-ass fashion? I mean, I'm going to do this... I'm a college student, and 105$ is a-lot of cash.

What college are you attending... BYU??? Wait.. I got it. Hamburger University!

Good Luck with that!

[Sickmont]

interesting thread.

I'm not from here. I just currently reside here.

[DickT]

I'm not from here. I just currently reside here.

figured as much, didn't mean to quote that, thought i was QR, this would explain being a Giants fan. You from NY

[Sickmont]

figured as much, didn't mean to quote that, thought i was QR, this would explain being a Giants fan. You from NY

nah, i'm from New Jersey...Long Branch to be exact. I'm whats known as 'bridge and tunnel people' to New Yorkers

[DickT]

nah, i'm from New Jersey...Long Branch to be exact. I'm whats known as 'bridge and tunnel people' to New Yorkers

Had lunch today with a buyer for a small grocery chain around here. Had an appetizer called Tuna Takashimi, excellent will find the recipe and post it, and now thread has been hijacked. :lol:

[Davetaylor]

if this thread is all about things students would do for money i'm sure getting into porn would be a better option!
Oh wait sticking bottles up your ass same thing really just a ait more specialised!

Mm man skirt i presume that was meant to offend and get of all steamed up? Sorry you must try harder and maybe something original.





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[JayT]

Just shows how different the world is to men and women. Some girl sells her virginity for $250K, and this guy is willing to take a bottle of hot sauce up the @ss for $105!

[DickT]

Just shows how different the world is to men and women. Some girl sells her virginity for $250K, and this guy is willing to take a bottle of hot sauce up the @ss for $105!

I know, what ever happened to quarter BJ's

[cheezydemon]

Heeeeeee Heeeeee!

I am so sorry! How juvenile of us to approach the topic of anal ingestion of freaking Texas pete as anything but a serious and adult discussion!

I am sorry our words offended.

Good luck! and next time, maybe hang around for a few posts to give yourself some credibility before introducing your bizarre fetish dares.

On a serious note, I respect your not taking our jokes too badly. Your response was funny and not too argumentative. For that you have my respect, and an apology in advance for my next post on this thread.;)

[NatGreenMeds]

I know, what ever happened to quarter BJ'sWHAT???

How in the hell would a guy get a quarter of a BJ?

That's right up there with "almost" getting laid!

[NatGreenMeds]

People have done worse...e.g. Bush senior.... Stalin, anyone from FL.Now just wait an F'n minute there!

As a 30+ year resident of the Sunshine State, I have serious problems with someone saying what you have!

Now put that bottle down and go wash your hands! I'm going to wash your mouth out with the same bottle of red stuff.

I'll have you know I voted six times in just the last election!

[NatGreenMeds]

NOW I know what the A in Blair's AM reserve stands for!Ass Munchies? Hahahahahahaa, now that's sick!

[Canuk Pepperhead]

First of all its not a man skirt..its a kilt A scottish tradition worn with pride (im Scottish)Second of all you and your friends really have to lay off jackass and those shows like that.You end up in emergency because of problems I cant wait to see what your family will think lol..Seriously I wouldnt do it for 1000.I admit Ive done alot of stupid things on dares especially when drinking in the past but there is a limit..dunno...have fun

[DickT]

WHAT???

How in the hell would a guy get a quarter of a BJ?

That's right up there with "almost" getting laid!

was up to 50cents in the 90's

[imaguitargod]

Ok, this thread's going down hill (actually from the start), I vote for a lock (which would be the first time I've said those words).

[Canuk Pepperhead]

I second

[DickT]

I second

let me find a few more quarters first

[imaguitargod]

let me find a few more quarters first

That got a good laugh out of me, thanks.

[cheezydemon]

The guy is serious.

I thought that he was a "farmer Ron" that we would never see again after a few bizarre posts.

So , I think I speak for everyone.....DON"T DO IT RETARD!!!!!!!!!!


Just because you are in college doesn't make you smart. $100 is NOT a lot of money. Put it in perspective:

You can buy 25 gallons of gas.......NOT WORTH IT

[Novacastrian]

The guy is serious.

I thought that he was a "farmer Ron" that we would never see again after a few bizarre posts.

So , I think I speak for everyone.....DON"T DO IT RETARD!!!!!!!!!!


Just because you are in college doesn't make you smart. $100 is NOT a lot of money. Put it in perspective:

You can buy 25 gallons of gas.......NOT WORTH IT


I agree with everything you just said except "Don't do it".
This bloke has obviously done the research and believes that he can handle the pain.
I whole heartedly think that he should do it, i mean why the hell not? (apart from the obvious side effects).

I find it hard to understand though how my wanting this guy to video the experience horrifies him yet he is going to do this.

I reiterate, VIDEO IT PLEASE, when you are old and grey you can pull out the vid and show it to your grandkids:rolleyes:

You have my full support and best wishes in completing this task.

$105 really is not a lot of cash, i bet if you advertised your skills and got an audience you could make a bucket load more, $20 a head, you would HAVE to get at least 20-30 peeps watching, thats still not a lot of money.

Good Luck and please keep us informed, they have the net in Hospitals don't they?

[DickT]

I think you should t bag the tobasco first, but don't listen to me I've been drinking

[talas]

Hot sauce up your ass..Damn..Be a man..And eat the damn Stuff..Wimp :mouthonfire:

[HotPeppersFlyFishing]

I can just hear the Thankgiving Dinner in that household...

Parent.."So Son,what have you learned this past semester at college??
Son.."well I learned not to stick a bottle of hot sauce up my arse"
Parent.."oh Son,we are so proud of you!! Now about next years tuition......"

[thehotpepper.com]

I can just hear the Thankgiving Dinner in that household...

Parent.."So Son,what have you learned this past semester at college??
Son.."well I learned not to stick a bottle of hot sauce up my arse"
Parent.."oh Son,we are so proud of you!! Now about next years tuition......"
Son: "Will $105 cover it?"

[HotPeppersFlyFishing]

Son: "Will $105 cover it?"
:lol::lol::lol:

[Brokensea]

I've been challenged by my friends to insert a quarter full bottle of texas petes into my ass, and empty the contents.
Would this be a serious health threat? what amounts should be taken into consideration, what brand would you recommend?

By the way, I'm getting $105 dollars if I do this, all I'm really interested in getting 100 bucks, so tell me if I'm about to harm myself. :hell::onfire::mouthonfire:

Okay, back OnT... Speaking as a one time health professional - I advise against this.

If you want to know what its going to feel like - take the bottle of sauce and pour a spoonfull into your eye.

Your ass is not designed to have things stuck up it. Particularly not harsh chemicals.

Pour sauce on your skin and its going to not do much. Your rectum is not made of skin tissue. It is made of a different kind of tissue, which lacks all the protective layers of your outside skin.

So you are putting something pretty harsh into some pretty delicate areas.

Hence my suggestion you warm up by pouring it in your eye first.

If you do go ahead - by all means post us a link of the video. And don't forget to ask your parents for confirmation you were adopted.

[Davetaylor]

i dunno much about the american education system, but do you not need grades of some sort to get into collage? If you do how the hell did anyone who consider doing this sneak in!
I think a lesson in economics is also needed because $105 ain't exactly gonna set you up for life, in £'s you get 1 pair of levis 501's if your lucky or maybe 4 cases of beer. Or at a push a night out on the piss.
But if money is really that tight lets all chip in and buy the sauce for him, just to show we do actually care :lol:

[talas]

I can just hear the Thankgiving Dinner in that household...

Parent.."So Son,what have you learned this past semester at college??
Son.."well I learned not to stick a bottle of hot sauce up my arse"
Parent.."oh Son,we are so proud of you!! Now about next years tuition......"


now thats funny :lol:

[cheezydemon]

On some level, isn't this disrespectful to hot sauce?

If I had given this guy some of my Naga/7POT sauce, and later heard that he had shoved it up his ass, (probably at his wake) I would definitely be offended.

I'll bet even the people at tabasco, who crank out a billion bottles, would decline to sell to the guy(if they could), if they knew he was just going to waste it in a most vulgar way for $100.

[LUCKYDOG]

How about the setup ? Who is administering this colon cleanser and nice friends who are they Beavis and Butthead ?

Great college story to tell your kids and grandkids... "I remember back in college we were so poor.....
I chugged a bottle of hot sauce in my ass to get beer money.... Uncle John put it in and Uncle Bruce took pictures and I posted them on a thing called You tube!"

[Sickmont]

On some level, isn't this disrespectful to hot sauce?

If I had given this guy some of my Naga/7POT sauce, and later heard that he had shoved it up his ass, (probably at his wake) I would definitely be offended.

I'll bet even the people at tabasco, who crank out a billion bottles, would decline to sell to the guy(if they could), if they knew he was just going to waste it in a most vulgar way for $100.

Thats why i suggested he use an extract sauce...no big loss for us and he'll DEFINITELY learn his lesson

[cheezydemon]

What a horrible idea. Who suggests shite like this?

That is funny Lucky. "Well kids, let me tell you why your uncle now has an steel plate in his ass"

(It is uncle, not gramps. To be a gramps, he would have to have mated after this horrible experiment. No girl wants to be nailed by a guy who is strapped to an artificial colon.;))

[Sickmont]

What a horrible idea. Who suggests shite like this?

That is funny Lucky. "Well kids, let me tell you why your uncle now has an steel plate in his ass"

(It is uncle, not gramps. To be a gramps, he would have to have mated after this horrible experiment. No girl wants to be nailed by a guy who is strapped to an artificial colon.;))

Ha! A 'colon of steel'.....what an idea for a slogan for the t-shirts.

[cheezydemon]

;)

[Novacastrian]

Stop it stop it!!! My gut muscles sre going to be sore tomorrow :)

[Davetaylor]

i think that hotcrossbuns post count has topped out at 3!
I mean he's always gonna get asked 'did you do it' and will be remembered for the rest of time.
As the guy with a bottle of sauce up his ass!
Cos i'll bet your mates never lets you forget stupid shit you did in the past? The whole idea of bottle+ass=a whole new level in stupidity, if fact i think it goes beyond stupid!
A thought if he'd even consider it for 100 bucks i wonder what he do for... Well lets say we all chip in $1 each we'd raise a fair bit, so what could be the challenge!! Video proof needed of course!

[theHippySeedCo]

hmm $100

[BigDogDaddy]

All I know is Hotcrossbuns should change his thp
screenname to Wee Todd Did!!:lol: or Not2Brite!!lol

How about

Sum Ting Wong....:hell:

[AlabamaJack]

How about

Sum Ting Wong....:hell:

brilliant!!!!

[talas]

Now that was Comedy :lol:

[cheezydemon]

He won't be back is my guess. Either that or he will sign up again with a different identity and we will never know the difference.

[Davetaylor]

He won't be back is my guess. Either that or he will sign up again with a different identity and we will never know the difference.

Or he is one of us already! :lol:

[GrumpyBear]

wow, this place fell apart without me...

now, without publicly funded healthcare will 105 bucks cover the trip to the ER?

[imaguitargod]

wow, this place fell apart without me...
Nah, we just had a one day lapse.

now, without publicly funded healthcare will 105 bucks cover the trip to the ER?
Heck no!

[Davetaylor]

the bucks might not cover the health care, but surely you could get an ass full of milk for that

[texas blues]

For some reason I missed this oh so classy thread. 'Splain me how this tool bag and his college homie's came up with the concept of cornholing with hotsauce? Even a tied up drunk Turkish sailor on a Greek freighter would be saying..WTF? This one's waaaay up there on my weird shitometer.

Cheers, TB.

[Armadillo]

Seriously though, respect must be payed to all responders, but can we approach with topic in a less smart-ass fashion? I mean, I'm going to do this... I'm a college student, and 105$ is a-lot of cash.

As soon as the burn has consumed your sphincter you will learn how far you can get with 105$ purchasing diapers...

Here's your sign: http://www.darwinawards.com/

[NatGreenMeds]

This one's waaaay up there on my weird shitometer.Now THAT'S funny!

[Necrocannibal,]

Ok been meaning to repsond to this.

OP comes on here and his first post is about how he is going to shove something in his ass but yet he makes fun of my SN. Talk about irony....

[skealo]

I wonder if he did it??

No sign of him in a couple days... Could be in detox.

[NatGreenMeds]

Hot Sauce $2

Vaseline $4

Emergency room visit $1200

Profits gained $105

Net Value - $1101

Expression on his face right after the insertion PRICELESS

[GrumpyBear]

'Splain me how this tool bag and his college homie's came up with the concept of cornholing with hotsauce?

in my experience college guys are strangely obsessed with the ins and outs of each others anuses...fart jokes just aren't enough for them...

[cheezydemon]

in my experience college guys are strangely obsessed with the ins and outs of each others anuses...fart jokes just aren't enough for them...

Got the e-mail eh?

Glad you're back. Your intimate knowledge of Zombies was an ingredient this forum that was lacking of late.;)

Yes, you were missed.

[QuadShotz]

I vote for Paris.

(she's used to hot insertions and videotape)

[cheezydemon]

I vote for Paris.

(she's used to hot insertions and videotape)

I too like to drink and post....;)

[texas blues]

I too like to drink and post....;)


I can haz drinky drinkez whilz I posty postez and watchez Parisez Hiltonez videozez!!

Cheersez ya'llez, TBez.

[Philipperv]

-Philip Perv,....your name...'nuff said.

You and me both! :lol:

[Philipperv]

Not really. This forum is for people that respect hot sauce. If you're shoving a supermarket brand hot sauce up your ass, and that's your only connection to hot sauce, you've found the wrong forum.

I respectfully disagree. You can respect hot sauce and still laugh at idiots. :lol:

[Philipperv]

Be smart and don't do stupid human tricks for fun.

Ok who hijacked IGG's account and posted this?

[Philipperv]

I know, what ever happened to quarter BJ's

* sniff * yeah! :(

[Philipperv]

Ok, this thread's going down hill (actually from the start), I vote for a lock (which would be the first time I've said those words).

Whoever you are, SERIOUSLY let IGG have his account back now! :shame:

[Philipperv]

On some level, isn't this disrespectful to hot sauce?

If I had given this guy some of my Naga/7POT sauce, and later heard that he had shoved it up his ass, (probably at his wake) I would definitely be offended.

I'll bet even the people at tabasco, who crank out a billion bottles, would decline to sell to the guy(if they could), if they knew he was just going to waste it in a most vulgar way for $100.

Personally, I'd be damn proud to let my sauce "kick" his ass! :lol:

[Philipperv]

Ha! A 'colon of steel'.....what an idea for a slogan for the t-shirts.

"At THP we have colons made of steel" :lol:

[thehotpepper.com]

You know you can use the multiquote button so they are all in one post ;)

[Philipperv]

You know you can use the multiquote button so they are all in one post ;)

Yes I could have but I would have only got credited for 1 post. ;)

[DevilDuck]

Now that's a post whore!!!!

[Philipperv]

Now that's a post whore!!!!

ty :)

[thehotpepper.com]

You mean post perv.

[Philipperv]

You mean post perv.

Flattery will get you EVERYWHERE!:cool:

[QuadShotz]

Yes, but i have more posts that make ya go *HUH?!?*

Like this one.

[QuadShotz]

Oh THP, you do realize this thread has been googleBotted..and no, you don't want to know it's contextual life. ;)

I say delete the whole thread.

[Novacastrian]

Oh THP, you do realize this thread has been googleBotted..and no, you don't want to know it's contextual life. ;)

I say delete the whole thread.

I agree

[cheezydemon]

?

[imaguitargod]

Ok who hijacked IGG's account and posted this?

Whoever you are, SERIOUSLY let IGG have his account back now! :shame:
Sorry, moment of sanity. They bubble to the surface once in a while.

[klyth]

Consider this thread officially re-railed.

While hotcrossbuns will probably not be returning (though I wish he would, his 3 posts have been more amusing than most peoples thousands), I wanted to say I think it's a great way to earn $100. I remember what it was like to be a college student, and $100 can buy a lot of dog food and peanut butter.

Also, I'm sure no harm could come of it. People have been putting things in their behinds since we could walk upright, and we're no worse for wear. After all, what is a rectum but a built in fanny pack?

Godspeed HCB! I know you can do it!

[imaguitargod]

After all, what is a rectum but a built in fanny pack?
That's one way to make sure you never loose your car keys.

[Sickmont]

That's one way to make sure you never loose your car keys.

Just be careful how you sit....

[cheezydemon]

Re-railed or not, I am not completely comfortable with this thread title popping up so prominently for new members. It will give some the wrong idea, some may never take a second look.

I guess I will boycot this thread after this post.

[Davetaylor]

I guess I will boycot this thread after this post.

Yea posting maybe, but you'll be back just to see how things are progressing!
Will we ever find out if buns had the balls to do it.
If so is there a cat in the darwin awards we could nominate him?

[imaguitargod]

Yea posting maybe, but you'll be back just to see how things are progressing!
Will we ever find out if buns had the balls to do it.
If so is there a cat in the darwin awards we could nominate him?
Double post ;)

[cheezydemon]

Wow. That is the most blatant post whoring ever. (OOPS! Damn it! you made me look;))

[Davetaylor]

Wow. That is the most blatant post whoring ever. (OOPS! Damn it! you made me look;))

A whore with my count! Not likely. I can help it if the system decided that my post was that important that it had to be repeated just so folks saw it! :lol:
It's ok cheezy you can go now i'll let you know if the bottle breaches buns butt.

He may never post again but you guys stateside must keep an eye on the news cos this would defo make the headlines!

[Philipperv]

Sorry, moment of sanity. They bubble to the surface once in a while.

Shame on you!

[Armadillo]

http://www.semicolon-zero.com/news/view.php?id=2514

...a site for buttheads right there...

[imaguitargod]

http://www.semicolon-zero.com/news/view.php?id=2514
hehe.....hehehehehe.......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, thanks for the laugh dude. They even mention hot sauce insetion. :lol:

[Sickmont]

http://www.semicolon-zero.com/news/view.php?id=2514

...a site for buttheads right there...

Wow...i never even though about using a lawnmower rectally...

[DickT]

Wow...i never even though about using a lawnmower rectally...

Professor Stephan Hawkings stated the the state of disorder increases in time. I would think that when mankind is running around with lawnmowers hanging out of there asses the state of disorder has reached critical mass. .......................Just a thought

[Armadillo]

hehe.....hehehehehe.......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, thanks for the laugh dude. They even mention hot sauce insetion. :lol:

You're welcome!:lol: Just googled the thread-title.

Wow...i never even though about using a lawnmower rectally...

They didn't tell brand and model though...

Professor Stephan Hawkings stated the the state of disorder increases in time. I would think that when mankind is running around with lawnmowers hanging out of there asses the state of disorder has reached critical mass. .......................Just a thought

So if this is about quantum physics we're actually talkin' 'bout a black hole?

[Davetaylor]

So if this is about quantum physics we're actually talkin' 'bout a black hole?

It's the back hole this thread is about!

[imaguitargod]

It's the back hole this thread is about!
Black hole, brown eye, is there really a difference?

[Armadillo]

It's the back hole this thread is about!

Black hole, brown eye, is there really a difference?

Maybe we can reach some consensus that it is a place where sun doesn't shine?:D

[imaguitargod]

Maybe we can reach some consensus that it is a place where sun doesn't shine?:D
Agreed. :P

[thehotpepper.com]

Maybe we can reach some consensus that it is a place where sun doesn't shine?:D

Well, if you're at a nude beach, and you drop the lotion... the sun shines up in there!

[Armadillo]

Well, if you're at a nude beach, and you drop the lotion... the sun shines up in there!

On some nude beaches I'd be careful not to drop the lotion!

[Philipperv]

Maybe we can reach some consensus that it is a place where sun doesn't shine?:D

Exactly my kind of place. :hell:

Personal Experience: I once went to a BBQ where someone put condiments on a burger in an extremely strange way.

Was this in Texas?

[texas blues]

Come on ya'll...don't mess with Texas!

Cheers, TB.

[millworkman]

Where oh where has this little thread gone.

[imaguitargod]

Come on ya'll...don't mess with Texas!
: gets stick :

: starts randomly poking Texas with it :


Where oh where has this little thread gone.
Over there....go get it.

[Philipperv]

Come on ya'll...don't mess with Texas!

Cheers, TB.

;)

[Sid03SVT]

wow ive been on this site for over 100 posts and i didnt come across this thread until tonight? man i have been missing out; someone should start a poll "whats the strangest thing thats been up your ass?"

[Philipperv]

someone should start a poll "whats the strangest thing thats been up your ass?"

* looks at the scars on his ass *

No comment. ;)

[imaguitargod]

Damn, I had hoped this thread dissappeared...

[rainbowberry]

I take it he didn't burn his anal tract to bits then? God that's like drunk uni students that think it's funny to try and make some kind of flame thrower out of their farts with a lighter.

[imaguitargod]

God that's like drunk uni students that think it's funny to try and make some kind of flame thrower out of their farts with a lighter.
Actually, that is kinda funny.

[Sid03SVT]

ever watch manswers? the quickest way to get drunk is to drink a bottle of beer through your butt.... aparently it bypasses the liver that way... but again, not really looking to try it, ive got the "exit only" rule

[DickT]

Actually, that is kinda funny.

Unless you're this guy....................:lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq3cjtHUoWw

[Armadillo]

One thing fire fighters fear a lot is the backdraft... The thing is kinda funny. Well, kinda, but...

http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/pagerender.fcgi?artid=1675531&pageindex=1#page

[JayT]

CaN we officially rename this thread "the worst thread ever" and make it a sticky to go onto and spout off nonsense whenever we feel like it? It's kindof like the drinking thread without the booze. :doh: I do always get a kick out of this one though.