SEE? SEE?!?! I was right about the cows!

[imaguitargod]

Slowly but sherly the cows are winning. One of the things they get you with is by having you unknownly join the herd mentality via consumption of milk and dairy products. This woman is just another victim of their insedious plan!

ORIGINAL NEWS STORY POSTED HERE (http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=d15fac17-5c19-4679-8572-44f76fcb7f81)

"Police in Middletown made a rather bizarre arrest Monday night, taking into custody a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically.

Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit.
She also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, police say.

According to police, Allen talked back and threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested.

Allen appeared in court Tuesday morning dressed in the suit.

It is not clear why she was wearing the costume."

http://www.wcpo.com/media/news/2/7/f/27f9e79e-5a7a-4390-988b-dcf0ab39ba64/Original.jpg

[skealo]

I think I know her... Hmmm.

[imaguitargod]

BEWARE THE IDES OF MOO!

[bjs2006]

Slowly but sherly the cows are winning. One of the things they get you with is by having you unknownly join the herd mentality via consumption of milk and dairy products. This woman is just another victim of their insedious plan!

ORIGINAL NEWS STORY POSTED HERE (http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=d15fac17-5c19-4679-8572-44f76fcb7f81)

"Police in Middletown made a rather bizarre arrest Monday night, taking into custody a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically.

Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit.
She also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, police say.

According to police, Allen talked back and threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested.

Allen appeared in court Tuesday morning dressed in the suit.

It is not clear why she was wearing the costume."

http://www.wcpo.com/media/news/2/7/f/27f9e79e-5a7a-4390-988b-dcf0ab39ba64/Original.jpg

Costume???

Mad cow????

[Davetaylor]

jesus christ THAT is A 'SHE' your having a laugh!

[bjs2006]

Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit.
She also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, police say.

Must have had a BEEF?! :lol:

[imaguitargod]

Must have had a BEEF?! :lol:
What an udderly rediculous notion!

[bjs2006]

Come on people, we can milk this all night!

[bjs2006]

Allen appeared in court Tuesday morning dressed in the suit.

Your Honor, I MOOve for a dismissal.

[imaguitargod]

Your Honor, I MOOve for a dismissal.
That's cus the judge don't take no bull.

[bjs2006]

http://www.wcpo.com/media/news/2/7/f/27f9e79e-5a7a-4390-988b-dcf0ab39ba64/Original.jpg

She is not saying cheese. I would have made her say cheese. It's picture etiquette. CHEESE :D

[imaguitargod]

She is not saying cheese. I would have made her say cheese. It's picture etiquette. CHEESE :D
HAHAHAAHA! Classic! That was a very guda.

[AlabamaJack]

looks like she is "horny" to me...

[imaguitargod]

looks like she is "horny" to me...
I was waiting for that one. I knew it was going to be posted. :lol:

[bjs2006]

looks like she is "horny" to me...

Ride 'em cowboy!

[bjs2006]

You are correct IGG. Cows are damn scary.

[AlabamaJack]

I will leave that ridin' to the younger guys...when they cay cowboy up, I just look around to see who they are talkin' too.... :lol:

[imaguitargod]

I'm going to try to steer this conversation backto the puns....

[AlabamaJack]

I think that was very "cow"ardly of her when she was chasing the little children...

***how's that IGG?***

[moyboy]

This is a very "mooving" story.

Poor girl just wants to have fun......:lol:

Big set of uders she has as well....

[imaguitargod]

I think that was very "cow"ardly of her when she was chasing the little children...

***how's that IGG?***

Mooochos gracious.

[Novacastrian]

Whykickamoocow?

[texas blues]

You cats sure know how to milk a thread.

Cheers, TB.

[moyboy]

Whykickamoocow?


causethemoocowkickedme!!!!

:P

[moyboy]

One of the tags attached to this thread is "passow eating poop pix":shocked:

:D

That cracks me up!!!!!

[Chiliac]

I welcome our new leaders!

[talas]

She does seem a bit of a Cow :)

http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Animals/cow-sleep.gif

http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Animals/cow-head.gif

[LUCKYDOG]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynf7OdgLWcM

[Chiliac]

Haha, I think some people would pay for that! :)

[imaguitargod]

One of the tags attached to this thread is "passow eating poop pix":shocked:

:D

That cracks me up!!!!!
Hehe, someone's catching on to my keywords...

[eyepee]

A day old calf can only drink around 2 litres of milk per day, whereas the average Holstein cow will produce 30 litres or more. Even at weaning, at 8 weeks old, a calf will only be consuming around 6 litres per day. That is why she was chasing little childern, she still had 24 litres to get rid of.

[JayT]

But, why did she pee on the porch?

[Brokensea]

Mess with the bull you get the horns...

To quote Blackadder "I'm a cow milord! Wiff luverly big udders!"

[Sickmont]

But, why did she pee on the porch?

because apparently she had to go really bad.

[imaguitargod]

From yesturday's Dilbert:
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2149/dilbertcowfu4.gif