I forgot to say "Hi" [Archive]

imaguitargod

03-08-2006, 05:15 PM

I just noticed that I never actually introduced myself. I appologise for that. So here it goes:

Hi everyone! Name's Jon(athan) Passow. I'm a quisi-famous actor living in Hollywood, CA(originally from Cleveland, Ohio). I have many areas of interest includingg conspiracies, graphic design, quantum mechanics, fringe science, weather, and the universe in general.

I suck at spelling, have no sense of smell, but a good sene of humor about life.

So there you have it. Hello everyone!

huvason

03-08-2006, 05:31 PM

Welcome. Just checked out your resume, and there is no mention of hot sauce\peppers ANYWHERE :) Need to add that!

Dan@BLP Labels

03-08-2006, 05:59 PM

Hello Jon! Welcome.

imaguitargod

03-08-2006, 06:04 PM

Welcome. Just checked out your resume, and there is no mention of hot sauce\peppers ANYWHERE :) Need to add that!
hehehe, I sould add that... I'm actually coding a page dedicated to my garden. It should be up in a few weeks. I'll make a post for it when it is up.

Cap'n Bones

03-08-2006, 06:48 PM

Quoting imaguitargod "I suck at spelling, have no sense of smell, but a good sene of humor about life."

The definition of a true chilehead!!! hahahaha

Gotta love it!!

Cap'n Bones

03-08-2006, 07:22 PM

OOOPs!! Almost forgot....Welcome Aboard!!

Cap'n Bones :cheers:

DEFCON Creator

03-09-2006, 06:28 AM

Greetings from DEFCON HQ.

sweatnspice

03-09-2006, 06:42 AM

Welcome!

bubbaschili

03-09-2006, 11:10 AM

YOU DIDN'T SAY HI??!! 50 LASHES WITH A WET NOODLE :lol:
HOLA

Tina Brooks

03-09-2006, 02:13 PM

OMG! YOU were in a movie with Johnny Depp!!! I am so not worthy!

I genuflect in your presence!!! --insert genuflecting emoticon here--

T

imaguitargod

03-09-2006, 02:34 PM

OMG! YOU were in a movie with Johnny Depp!!! I am so not worthy!

I genuflect in your presence!!! --insert genuflecting emoticon here--

T
Lol. Ya, I got to hang out with him a little too. He's cool.

Tina Brooks

03-09-2006, 03:08 PM

Whatchoo talking about Jon??? He's HOT!!!

Btw, you now have my 13 yo daughter and her pal also genuflecting!!

I don't suppose you have any pictures of you with him that I can make the girls squeal over???

T

imaguitargod

03-09-2006, 03:49 PM

I don't suppose you have any pictures of you with him that I can make the girls squeal over???
Sorry, don't have that. They don't let me take camera's onto set, and if I do, I usually only get a pic of me in costume:
http://www.mulletman.org/images/piratefife1.jpg
http://www.mulletman.org/images/piratemajor1.jpg
See?

This is me in real life:
http://www.mulletman.org/images/passowhs11.jpg

Wow, so many people genuflecting...

:: head starts to get larger ::

"BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY QUISI-FAMOUS ACTOR!!"

hehehehe

Tina Brooks

03-09-2006, 03:57 PM

Here's me being the harbinger of humility... Quisi-famous Actor should know that it is more readily spelt "Quasi"... hehe

Cool boots. I don't suppose you know where I could score me a pair???

I fancied myself an actor once upon a long long time ago. I lost a major audition to the likes of Megan Follows in the last round of casting calls. It broke my heart and it was all over. That was the last time I ever auditioned.

T

imaguitargod

03-09-2006, 04:20 PM

Here's me being the harbinger of humility... Quisi-famous Actor should know that it is more readily spelt "Quasi"... hehe
:: goes back and grabs quote from original post ::
I suck at spelling, ;)

Cool boots. I don't suppose you know where I could score me a pair???
Disney's wardrobe department. Those shots are from when I was shooting Pirated of the Caribbean. I guess you might be able to find them if you looked for antique or replica 18th century British military boots(those boots are for my character of the Marine Major).

I fancied myself an actor once upon a long long time ago. I lost a major audition to the likes of Megan Follows in the last round of casting calls. It broke my heart and it was all over. That was the last time I ever auditioned.
:cry:, I can't tell you how many times that has happened to me. Starship Troopers 2, I had a major speaking role. I've had the script, then they took the script from me and bumped me down to featured, then they gave me the script back. I was on set and they took the script back. I ended up just being featured infront of the camera and got to be killed by CGI bugs... :(

That's the way the business is tho.

Tina Brooks

03-09-2006, 04:33 PM

I was on set and they took the script back. I ended up just being featured infront of the camera and got to be killed by CGI bugs... :(

That's the way the business is tho.

And THAT is why I sell hot sauce for a living.

T

bubbaschili

03-09-2006, 08:38 PM

I didn't think you could be a offical actor until you somehow get connected to kevin bacon :?:

Dan@BLP Labels

03-09-2006, 08:53 PM

Kevin Bacon was in Apollo 13 with Mary Kate Schellhardt who was in Whats eating Gilbert Grape with Johnny Depp who was in Pirates of the Caribbean with Jonathan Passow.

So Jon has a Kevin Bacon number of 3

How's that? :D

huvason

03-09-2006, 09:34 PM

:clap:

very nicely done Dan.

Dan@BLP Labels

03-09-2006, 09:37 PM

Thank you, thank you.. I'm here all week... try the veal :D

LinNJoe

03-10-2006, 06:04 AM

:cry:, I can't tell you how many times that has happened to me. Starship Troopers 2, I had a major speaking role. I've had the script, then they took the script from me and bumped me down to featured, then they gave me the script back. I was on set and they took the script back. I ended up just being featured infront of the camera and got to be killed by CGI bugs... :(

That's the way the business is tho.

Yes, but your credentials include 2 of the coolest TV projects in recent history, Six Feet Under and Carnivale. For that alone, I find myself in the Wayne & Garth "We're not worthy!" mode. Now if you could find your way into a script of The Sopranos, then I would really have to consider some sort of worship.

- Joe

DEFCON Creator

03-10-2006, 06:25 AM

BUT, there is no better movie ever made than "A Clockwork Orange". True genius!

Tina Brooks

03-10-2006, 07:37 AM

I disagree, although a Clockwork Orange is a masterpiece, Kubrick's swansong was IMHO 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Of course we could argue that point for days, the best movie I ever saw was a Cronenberg piece.

:)

DEFCON Creator

03-10-2006, 08:05 AM

You are trying to compare 2001 A Space Odyssey to A Clockwork Orange? That's like trying to compare curling to NASCAR.

Tina Brooks

03-10-2006, 08:27 AM

Actually, I'd say it's more like comparing a really good cup of coffee to a really fine piece of chocolate.

But what do I know?

imaguitargod

03-14-2006, 01:36 PM

bubbaschili

03-14-2006, 02:28 PM

so now everyone on the board is kevin bacon to the 4th degree??

imaguitargod

03-14-2006, 02:48 PM

so now everyone on the board is kevin bacon to the 4th degree??
Well, the rules of the game say that you have to work on a project for the connection to be made...but oh well, why not...you're all connected to Kevin Bacon.

Tina Brooks

03-14-2006, 04:04 PM

Um, if it's alright with you, I was already connected to him to the 2nd degree because he worked with Megan Follows.

T

imaguitargod

03-14-2006, 07:01 PM

Um, if it's alright with you, I was already connected to him to the 2nd degree because he worked with Megan Follows.

T
So-k with me.

pileiton

01-18-2007, 02:42 PM

I just saw this thread. Time to update your imdb.com profile. I did not see some of the credits in this thread mentoned there.

Shooty*

01-18-2007, 02:59 PM

Jon, you heard the Titanic conspiracy? That it was another ship?

imaguitargod

01-18-2007, 03:08 PM

I just saw this thread. Time to update your imdb.com profile. I did not see some of the credits in this thread mentoned there.
The people at IMDB are jerks. They have a whaky set of rules that they follow. Once a movie or show has been shown, you really can't add people to the credits.

Jon, you heard the Titanic conspiracy? That it was another ship?
That sank it? Ya, heard that one.

Shooty*

01-19-2007, 03:48 AM

The people at IMDB are jerks. They have a whaky set of rules that they follow. Once a movie or show has been shown, you really can't add people to the credits.

That sank it? Ya, heard that one.

Nope, that it wasn't actually the titanic, but a sister ship that was nearing the end of it's useful life, so the company swapped the names and scuppered the sister ship, now called Titanic, to collect massive insurance monies on what was supposedly a new ship. The funnel layouts, deck arrangements, etc, of the ship at the bottom of the ocean reputedly do NOT match the Titanic blue prints, but do match the sister ship.

And no one could find that blue diamond necklack thingy.

thehotpepper.com

01-19-2007, 03:51 AM

The people at IMDB are jerks. They have a whaky set of rules that they follow. Once a movie or show has been shown, you really can't add people to the credits.

I've updated my profile and they make the changes.

imaguitargod

01-19-2007, 10:49 AM

I've updated my profile and they make the changes.
Have you payed money to become a member, because I'm just signed up under their "free" membership.

Nope, that it wasn't actually the titanic, but a sister ship that was nearing the end of it's useful life, so the company swapped the names and scuppered the sister ship, now called Titanic, to collect massive insurance monies on what was supposedly a new ship. The funnel layouts, deck arrangements, etc, of the ship at the bottom of the ocean reputedly do NOT match the Titanic blue prints, but do match the sister ship.
Would make sense. I haven't heard that one. I'll keep my eyes out for stuff on that subject (on the side though).

And no one could find that blue diamond necklack thingy.
And they never will. A Shark ate it, which was eaten by a whale, who got confussed and beached himself on Australia (he was looking for a Summer home in Albuquerque but navigation is harder than it looks ya know) and was consumed by a hungry platypus. They will never find that platypus, but some say, if you listen hard enough, on a cold, lonely, Australian night, you will hear the cries of one over stuffed platypus....

DEFCON Creator

01-19-2007, 10:56 AM

And the ship that hit it was Goldberg, not Iceberg. I get it.

imaguitargod

01-20-2007, 12:41 AM

Nope, that it wasn't actually the titanic, but a sister ship that was nearing the end of it's useful life, so the company swapped the names and scuppered the sister ship, now called Titanic, to collect massive insurance monies

Which begs the question of "So what did they do with the titanic"? They built this huge ship, renamed another and sank that (which from what one of the other theories mentions that a torpedo sank it, based on underwater images of a blast hole at just the right point), what did they do with the REAL Titanic? It makes more sense just to sink the real Titanic and call it a day which is what I think happened.

Shooty*

01-20-2007, 11:15 AM

Nope. The real Titanic was renamed after the other ship, and served out a long and happy career. So they got one new ship to replace an old one, and an insurance payout for a supposdly "lost" new ship.

I'm not saying I subscribe to this. I know a guy who's nuts for it, though.

Pepper Belly

01-22-2007, 08:34 PM

Sounds like something from "The Twilight Zone".

imaguitargod

01-23-2007, 10:07 AM

Sounds like something from "The Twilight Zone".
Or Canada...they do alot of weird things in Canada....:scared:

imaguitargod

05-31-2008, 09:13 PM

Just dredging up a really old thread just for memories. There are a few old members that don't come here anymore. Tis a shame.

And they never will. A Shark ate it, which was eaten by a whale, who got confussed and beached himself on Australia (he was looking for a Summer home in Albuquerque but navigation is harder than it looks ya know) and was consumed by a hungry platypus. They will never find that platypus, but some say, if you listen hard enough, on a cold, lonely, Australian night, you will hear the cries of one over stuffed platypus....
Since we now have some members from the Outback I quess it's time to ask them if they've heard the cries of said platypus....

POTAWIE

06-01-2008, 10:21 AM

Welcome from Canada:lol:

rainbowberry

06-01-2008, 12:45 PM

What are you like IGG? :lol: You want an RB welcome? Well here you go Welcome Enjoy posting on the forum ;)

915river

06-01-2008, 12:58 PM

Hello Jon & welcome

talas

06-01-2008, 04:03 PM

Hiya Brother From Another..I.G i no you from somewhere :lol:,keep making us smile my man...respect all da way from u.k ;)

imaguitargod

06-01-2008, 09:19 PM

Hehehe, thanks for the double welcome guys!

Omri

06-01-2008, 11:33 PM

HOLY CRAP! you just signed up and 5,396 posts already?! :shocked:
WELCOME! :cheers:

LUCKYDOG

06-03-2008, 01:37 PM

Welcome to THC :cool:

Pepperfreak

06-03-2008, 06:53 PM

Welcome to THP...http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/aktion/action-smiley-069.gif

imaguitargod

06-03-2008, 08:02 PM

HOLY CRAP! you just signed up and 5,396 posts already?! :shocked:
WELCOME! :cheers:
Ya....alot of those were useless....

: looks at ground :

: stires up some dust with foot :

: looks back up :

...just like this post! :P