Me no speak Engrish! part 1...

[Philipperv]

China is ready for the 2008 Olympic tourists..

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Which is one step up from just lovely..

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But taste like cat.

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What ever you do, don't blench & reach..

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Here, crippie, take my seat.



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[Philipperv]

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Great with flied lice.

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Now we know what duck sauce is.

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A separate entrance for Hos why didn't I think of that...

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Sounds better than canned water doesn't it?

[Philipperv]

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Look up and down the aisle twice before proceeding...

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Much tastier that the grown up variety..

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It would be once you start chewing on it.

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To plastic bag abuse, America says no!

[Philipperv]

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Mother gets her anus done every week.

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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

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Just off camera, another sign with the same thing points to the left.

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Starbucks should be very afraid!

[Philipperv]

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I wouldn't tickle this one!

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Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.

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Sucking pigeon, ducks giving head, I wonder what the Prawn does?

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Better known in the states as Walmart.

[Philipperv]

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I knew it. ;)

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They should open shop here!

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If there's one thing we don't need help with...

[Philipperv]

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I didn't need a sign to know that.

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Time limit for teenage boys: 15 seconds.

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'See you after the flight, dear.'

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Compact but not very smooth...

[Philipperv]

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The dork is delicious, not too sure about the barboo...

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Go over there to die, please. Thank you.

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Not nice. Some of my best friends are liquor heads.

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Good to know.

[DevilDuck]

Step away from the...whatever it is. You're scaring me a little....

[JayT]

WHAT THE HELL???????? Wow.

[QuadShotz]

I'll have what he's smoking... :lol:

[talas]

:shocked::scared::rolleyes:

[cheezydemon]

Am I missing something? I can't see any of the pics. The captions seem a little...... racially insensetive?

[Philipperv]

Pics were pulled by admin I guess.

[Philipperv]

Sorry bout that. Was stupidly trying to link to pics in my email. Don't know why the pics won't appear here automatically from the links but I was able to display the links themselves this time.

[klyth]

Am I missing something? I can't see any of the pics. The captions seem a little...... racially insensetive?

No, not racially. He's not making fun of Asians. He's making fun of Asians who try to speak English!! So, it's not racist. It's totally cool to make fun of the biligual... Thinking they're all high-and-mighty and better than us unilingual folks! We'll show them!

Most of these are probably photoshopped anyway.

[Sickmont]

There's actually a website called Engrish.com that has all these pics in it and sells some funny ass t-shirts too. The Japanese have used english in their marketing for quite some time now because it makes the product look 'hip' and 'cool' but they don't really try too hard with the translation and the syntax.

[Omri]

That was a GOOD laugh, I laughed so hard tears came out. even though everybody here at work are now pretty sure I'm insane. :lol:

[chuk hell]

Funny stuff.

I've been a fan of engrish.com for a while.