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bentalphanerd
04-05-2008, 07:32 PM
I was up till god knows when....don't even remember going to bed. Theres empty cans everywhere...did i eat anything? I hope I ate something.
Tastes like I tried to chew on a possum at some point.
Oww my head :doh: Even the coffee is too noisy. Thats it.
I'll never touch another drop...well for a few hours anyway.
bowhunter
04-05-2008, 07:45 PM
Is the time up yet?
Dan
LET IT BURN
theHippySeedCo
04-05-2008, 09:06 PM
i miss hangovers, waking up to a screaming wife abusing me for doing stuff i can't remember doing the night before, waking up in weird Places or prodded by the Sgt "oi, piss off its 6am go home" and that great taste of Ashtray or the Possum as you get in the morn..
3 yrs now without a drink :shocked:
Booooooooo and Coopers Haven't gone Broke yet due to my stoppage, lol
But Alcohol + Neil + Chilli's = Danger, Idiots arn't suppose to drink So i dont anymore
Hope ya feeel better soon mate
imaguitargod
04-05-2008, 10:20 PM
Hehe, I've had days like that. Mainly the ones where I drink 1/2 a gallon of Jack Daniels....
3 yrs now without a drink :shocked:
DEAR GOD MAN! How do you do it! :shocked:
bentalphanerd
04-06-2008, 03:49 AM
lol...theres a shopping trolley in my yard :think: :doh: :lol:
Chiliac
04-06-2008, 03:55 AM
hahaha, I am curious what else you'll discover...
Have you checked the numbers called from your phone yesterday?
Anyway, hope you'll feel okay again really soon. Well, you need a few hours of suffering to remind you about yesterday I guess, but may they pass swiftly!
chilliman64
04-06-2008, 03:56 AM
there's not much that can compare to a pounding head the next day after drinking copious amounts of dark beer and eating ridiculously hot food the night before. oh why does it burn so much coming out??? and when it's liquefied it seems to burn more!
stillmanz
04-06-2008, 05:13 AM
I drank alot of tequila and beer the other day and now my neighbours won't talk to me and dart in side when I'm outside in the yard.
...there loss .............lol
I love those mornings .......you know that something happened last night but not so bad that police were needed. lol
texas blues
04-06-2008, 02:38 PM
Yeah ...when someone tells me that I was trying to take my pants off over my head the night before..all I can think of is....excellent! Good times.
Cheers, TB.
QuadShotz
04-06-2008, 04:12 PM
Even better is drinking copius amounts of beer WITH hotsauce and/or chillis in it, seems to help after effects and gives a nice dual buzz..until ya hit the head next 'morn. ;-D
Currently drinking outa my monster mug with sriracha and stuff in it. MOOhahaha.
-Q
bentalphanerd
04-07-2008, 04:05 AM
*BUMP*
*THUD*
the sound of me falling off the wagon
billyboy
04-07-2008, 04:13 AM
:lol: funny that!:P
bentalphanerd
04-07-2008, 04:33 AM
hey it was longer than 24 hrs. a lot of ppl wouldn't have taken those odds lol
Pepper Belly
04-07-2008, 05:04 PM
i miss hangovers, waking up to a screaming wife abusing me for doing stuff i can't remember doing the night before, waking up in weird Places or prodded by the Sgt "oi, piss off its 6am go home" and that great taste of Ashtray or the Possum as you get in the morn..
3 yrs now without a drink :shocked:
Booooooooo and Coopers Haven't gone Broke yet due to my stoppage, lol
But Alcohol + Neil + Chilli's = Danger, Idiots arn't suppose to drink So i dont anymore
Hope ya feeel better soon mate
Wait, an Austrailian that doesnt drink..........?????????
DevilDuck
04-07-2008, 07:03 PM
Wait, an Austrailian that doesnt drink..........?????????
Anyone checked the temperature of hell today?
Canuk Pepperhead
04-07-2008, 08:17 PM
last time I felt that bad I decided that a 60 of fireball was a good thing to drink....Next day I was curled up on my couch in the fetal position crying like a little schoolgirl...that much sugar in any drink is just a desaster waiting to happen...I cant even take the smell of that stuff now
chilliman64
04-07-2008, 08:50 PM
Anyone checked the temperature of hell today?
no, but I did see Porky Pig hangliding passed my bedroom window this morning...
QuadShotz
04-08-2008, 01:33 AM
no, but I did see Porky Pig hangliding passed my bedroom window this morning...
But, did he share his beer?
rainbowberry
04-08-2008, 03:40 AM
I can't even take the smell of that stuff now
A bit like me with Sherry, I had a very large bottle of it on an empty stomach when I was a teenager. It was my first drunk experience, never ever will I touch that stuff again.
A bit like me with Sherry, I had a very large bottle of it on an empty stomach when I was a teenager. It was my first drunk experience, never ever will I touch that stuff again.
Brass Monkeys.
Senior Prom
I was still drunk the next day.
rainbowberry
04-08-2008, 08:57 AM
Strange though that my parents weren't angry with me, I think they saw how much I was suffering and thought "She won't do that again in a hurry" Or maybe they gave me a good hiding when I was drunk and I don't remember. I do remember my Mum picking me up in her car and she had a bucket with her, it wasn't needed but I was just worried that if it was needed and I missed then she'd be sooooo mad. Never mind the fact that her young teenage daughter has just got drunk at lunchtime in the middle of the town centre and thought that dancing in the flower beds in the high street would be a laugh :oops:
Pepp3rFreak
04-11-2008, 08:57 AM
Strange though that my parents weren't angry with me, I think they saw how much I was suffering and thought "She won't do that again in a hurry" Or maybe they gave me a good hiding when I was drunk and I don't remember. I do remember my Mum picking me up in her car and she had a bucket with her, it wasn't needed but I was just worried that if it was needed and I missed then she'd be sooooo mad. Never mind the fact that her young teenage daughter has just got drunk at lunchtime in the middle of the town centre and thought that dancing in the flower beds in the high street would be a laugh :oops:
:lol::lol:
rabbit
05-04-2008, 10:09 AM
I actually had a night like that last weekend. I was drinking Jameson on the rocks....then......another......and another....next thing you know my brother brought out the hot damn 100 proof.:shocked:...I just know I woke up in the morning with an odd taste in my mouth. I asked my wife what happened. Turns out I'm glad I didn't remember. However, man was I kind of embarrassed:shocked::lol:
Chiliac
05-04-2008, 11:45 AM
Hey, just making us hungry for the details won't do! C'mon on! :)
rabbit
05-04-2008, 12:57 PM
Hey, just making us hungry for the details won't do! C'mon on! :)
I've had funny drunk stories before, but I'm an Iraq vet and I kind of had a flashback. It's not something that happens often though. If it was funny I would have shared.;) Also, to try to keep the story on the funny side. I have run down the street naked on New Years Eve when I was 19 once...lol!! I think it was around 6 degrees outside and lord knows I probably looked like it was cold out at the moment too..lol!!
Chiliac
05-04-2008, 01:03 PM
Sorry, didn't mean to put the finger on an open wound, man!
A guy I know once "woke up" walking down the street completely naked in the middle of the night!!! He woke up a guy next door to him (obviously, he had no keys on him) and crashed at his place. Since that night, people in his house avoid him, I'd really like to know what happened that nite!!! (NO! It wasn't me! :))
rabbit
05-04-2008, 01:05 PM
Sorry, didn't mean to put the finger on an open wound, man!
A guy I know once "woke up" walking down the street completely naked in the middle of the night!!! He woke up a guy next door to him (obviously, he had no keys on him) and crashed at his place. Since that night, people in his house avoid him, I'd really like to know what happened that nite!!! (NO! It wasn't me! :))
No sweat chiliac. It's all good. However, that story you told me is pretty funny!:lol:
Chiliac
05-04-2008, 01:12 PM
Glad you took it easy and enjoyed the story! :) Everything is good! :)
rainbowberry
05-04-2008, 02:07 PM
Welcome tomorrow morning (not) My eyes are drooping already and I know my head's gonna pound and my mouth will taste like Sh*t. Dinner time for me if I manage to get it in my mouth.
* I wonder what the record is for previewing your post, 'cos I think I've broken it*
Chiliac
05-04-2008, 02:10 PM
Well, have a good night then and I hope you'll be okay in the morn!
Biscombe
05-04-2008, 05:27 PM
Trying to keep clear of the stuff! not easy!
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