A really simple quiz

[wordwiz]

Below are four questions. Answer them instantly. You can't take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil! No paper! OK? Let's find out just how smart and clever you really are. Ready? GO! First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?


To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. (You know you took too much time.)

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Third Question: Very tricky mathematics! Note: this must be done in your head only. Do NOT use pencil and paper, or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? Did you get 5000?

The last question: Mary's father has five daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? (Notice the pattern? This should be easy)

Scroll down for answers.


Answers:
1) If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! if you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Don't peek at the next answer until after you answer the question.








2) Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!

Don't peek at the next answer until after you answer the question, even though you may be tempted.










3) Well, the correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!

Don't peek at the last answer until after you answer the last question.







4) The fifth daughter's name is Mary. Read the question again.

How did you do?

[GrumpyBear]

the only one i didn't get was that last place one... i love these quizzes..

[DevilDuck]

If you're in a race and overtake the last person (in a track situation) more than likely you are in first and have lapped the last place person.

[bentalphanerd]

haha - got me on all. I should've tried it sober {lame excuse}

good one wordwiz

[rainbowberry]

I got then all right apart from question 3, I think I came up with 4000 for that. I only got the others right because I've read them before somewhere else ;)

1. Some months have 31 days but how many have 28?

2. Is it legal for a man in Scotland to marry his widow's sister?

3. Three ladies are stood under an umbrella but none of them is getting wet. Why didn't any of them get wet?

4. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but nine die- how many are left?

5. You're driving a bus. Six people get on, two people get off, then 10 people get on and five people get off. Eight people then get on and four more get off. What colour are the drivers eyes?

6.If an aeroplane crashed exactly on the border of France and Germany, where would the survivors be buried?

7. Divide 30 by half and add 10. What's the answer?

8. You're in a cabin in the forest and it's pitch black. You have just one match on you. Which do you light first- the newspaper, the lamp, the candle or the fire?

[AlabamaJack]

1. All of them have 28 days

2. He's dead and can't marry anyone

3. It wasn't raining

4. 9 that didn't die

5. Haven't a clue

6. Survivors aren't buried

7. 70

8. I would light the lamp if you could find it since it is pitch black..

[Omri]

1. All of them have 28 days

2. He's dead and can't marry anyone

3. It wasn't raining

4. 9 that didn'd die

5. Haven't a clue

6. Survivors aren't buried

7. 70

8. I would light the lamp if you could find it since it is pitch black..
You don't know your own eye color?

[AlabamaJack]

have to look on my drivers license to see Omri....

[Omri]

have to look on my drivers license to see Omri....
:shocked:
Well mine is a sexy silver-blue mix. :lol:

[AlabamaJack]

it also looks like you are too sexy for your hair...roflmao

[Omri]

it also looks like you are too sexy for your hair...roflmao
It actually got longer since that picture was taken, so I think it's time to shave it off again.

[rainbowberry]

Well mine is a sexy silver-blue mix.
I thought your eyes were chocolate/poo brown ;) I've got blue/grey eyes, well blue/silver if that sounds better. AJ the last question isn't the answer I've got. The rest are right (I have the article with the answers on infront of me) I thought the bus driver question was the easiest. I never got these two though on first attempt.

If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have left?

And

Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not? :doh:

[Omri]

I thought your eyes were chocolate/poo brown ;) I've got blue/grey eyes, well blue/silver if that sounds better. AJ the last question isn't the answer I've got. The rest are right (I have the article with the answers on infront of me) I thought the bus driver question was the easiest. I never got these two though on first attempt.

If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have left?

And

Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not? :doh:
I'm a very interesting mix of genes. started life blond and got darker in time.

BTW... if you take away two, you have two left. eskimos don't hunt penguins, because they in a different part of the world.

[rainbowberry]

My Geography teacher Dad would be so ashamed with my worldly knowledge. What about the one question AJ got wrong? As for the forest one all I could think of at the time was 'Why the hell would you go in a forest knowing it will get dark without a torch and a supply of matches'.

[Sickmont]

Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not? :doh:

There are no penquins at and or anywhere near the arctic cirlce.
Or, better way to put it it Eskimos don't live so durn far south.

[rainbowberry]

OK clever people so what is the answer to question 8?

[Pam]

OK clever people so what is the answer to question 8?

The match.

[AlabamaJack]

The match.

BINGO

[chilehunter]

8. You're in a cabin in the forest and it's pitch black. You have just one match on you. Which do you light first- the newspaper, the lamp, the candle or the fire?



well since this is a trick question, there can be multiple answers & all being right!
1st - " its pitch black " pitch black where ? inside or outside ?
2nd - why would you light a fire ? a fire is already going & giving off light & heat! so no need to waste your only match!
if there was no fire going then you'd say something like light the wood,kindle or something like that, you cant light fire to fire.

3rd - what others have said of course you light the match 1st to bring fire to other sources.
4th - but if there was no light & your choices was to light a candle,lamp,newspaper, (fire) (wood,kindle) -- I'd light the newspaper 1st because you can light everything else with that once on fire.

no wrong answer to that question!

[Omri]

OK clever people so what is the answer to question 8?
To be honest I have no idea. my initial guess was lighting the fire on the match, but then realised that 'fire' option meant something else, like a fireplace. none of the options seem logical...

[bentalphanerd]

I'm just hoping thats an electric lamp ;)

[rainbowberry]

:clap: Well done Pam. BTW I never got the question right.

[Omri]

Pam @ you go girl! :D

[rainbowberry]

Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?

What belongs to you but is mostly used by others?

Two planes take off at the same exact moment. They are flying across the Atlantic. One leaves New York and is flying to Paris at 500 miles per hour. The other leaves Paris and is flying to New York at only 450 miles per hour because of a strong head wind. Which one will be closer to Paris when they meet?

* For the second question I could only think of my milk and my pen.

[Omri]

Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?

What belongs to you but is mostly used by others?

Two planes take off at the same exact moment. They are flying across the Atlantic. One leaves New York and is flying to Paris at 500 miles per hour. The other leaves Paris and is flying to New York at only 450 miles per hour because of a strong head wind. Which one will be closer to Paris when they meet?

* For the second question I could only think of my milk and my pen.
mum.
my name.
the one from paris.

[rainbowberry]

The last answer's wrong.

[Omri]

The last answer's wrong.
It doesn't matter how fast any of them go. when they meet, one is on paris' side and it's the one from paris.

[Sickmont]

It doesn't matter how fast any of them go. when they meet, one is on paris' side and it's the one from paris.

Don't forget to take into account the Earth's rotation....:hell:

[AlabamaJack]

is it day or night when they meet?

[rainbowberry]

I don't know if it's day or night when they meet AJ but it shouldn't make any difference. Where's Pam?

[Omri]

I don't know if it's day or night when they meet AJ but it shouldn't make any difference. Where's Pam?
Does it really matter which one is the person to answer right? if I'm wrong, you need to correct me so I won't repeat it. :)

[Pam]

I don't know if it's day or night when they meet AJ but it shouldn't make any difference. Where's Pam?


Nu uh, there might be math involved!



*rereads question* Oh, wait, never mind. I get it.

[Pam]

Does it really matter which one is the person to answer right? if I'm wrong, you need to correct me so I won't repeat it. :)


*hands rainbowberry a black bustier, stockings, stilettos, and whip*


Omri wants to be corrected.

[Omri]

*hands rainbowberry a black bustier, stockings, stilettos, and whip*


Omri wants to be corrected.
Well I have been a very naughty boy. ;)

[rainbowberry]

I will always tell you when I think you're wrong darling husband-to-be. I thought I had told you that you got it wrong when you said the one from Paris the first time, do I have to repeat myself? :lol: I keep having to check that I haven't typed the question wrong but I haven't. Oh and Omri you're very intelligent you'll get or you'll get your arse whipped.

* Arsed spelt the English way. I notice you used the word math Pam, do you say you math normally or maths?

[Omri]

I will always tell you when I think you're wrong darling husband-to-be. I thought I had told you that you got it wrong when you said the one from Paris the first time, do I have to repeat myself? :lol: I keep having to check that I haven't typed the question wrong but I haven't. Oh and Omri you're very intelligent you'll get or you'll get your arse whipped.

* Arsed spelt the English way. I notice you used the word math Pam, do you say you math normally or maths?
If that's the case. I don't get it. :D

[LUCKYDOG]

*hands rainbowberry a black bustier, stockings, stilettos, and whip*


Omri wants to be corrected.

Oh how cute the two of them could dress alike

[Omri]

Oh how cute the two of them could dress alike
Almost forgot about that. :lol:

[Dethwind]

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
3
2
1
0

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?


Is there a Fourth of July in England?


How many birthdays does the average man have?


How many outs are there in an inning?

One morning the soldier who had been on sentry duty the night before asked to see his centurion. "Last night I dreamed that hordes of barbarians would sweep down from the north and attack our fort tonight," he reported. The centurion wasn't quite sure that he believed in prophetic dreams, but decided to double the patrols just in case. That night, the barbarians made their attack, but thanks to the extra patrols they were easily defeated. After the battle, the centurion thanked the soldier for his warning and then confined him to barracks until the Ides of March as a punishment. Why?

[Sickmont]

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
3
2
1<-----------------THAT MANY
0

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12


Is there a Fourth of July in England? YES


How many birthdays does the average man have? 1


How many outs are there in an inning? 3(I THINK)

One morning the soldier who had been on sentry duty the night before asked to see his centurion. "Last night I dreamed that hordes of barbarians would sweep down from the north and attack our fort tonight," he reported. The centurion wasn't quite sure that he believed in prophetic dreams, but decided to double the patrols just in case. That night, the barbarians made their attack, but thanks to the extra patrols they were easily defeated. After the battle, the centurion thanked the soldier for his warning and then confined him to barracks until the Ides of March as a punishment. Why?
BECAUSE HE WAS ON GUARD DUTY AND HE FELL ASLEEP AT HIS POST!

[Pam]

How many outs are there in an inning? 3(I THINK)




6

[Dethwind]

all but 1 correct so far.

The first question btw.

[Sickmont]

6

Oh,yeah....DUH!!! BOTH TEAMS! See how much basbeball really means to me?

[chilehunter]

8. You're in a cabin in the forest and it's pitch black. You have just one match on you. Which do you light first- the newspaper, the lamp, the candle or the fire?


again, I still say how its worded theres no wrong answer.
which do you light 1st ? the newspaper, the lamp, the candle or THE FIRE ? using the word " the " in this question is talking about an object & if theres a fire already going you DO NOT need to waste your match to light a fire - key words to use instead would be "light a fire" not light THE fire. theres a fire already going so you cant light fire to fire!

better way of writing it would of been " or a fire" but then lighting fire to newspaper,candle,match is lighting a fire. so really best to leave the whole "fire" part out ;)

so in my eyes the only correct answer is - no need to waste a match because theres a fire already going!

[chilehunter]

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
3
2
1
0

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?


Is there a Fourth of July in England?


How many birthdays does the average man have?


How many outs are there in an inning?

One morning the soldier who had been on sentry duty the night before asked to see his centurion. "Last night I dreamed that hordes of barbarians would sweep down from the north and attack our fort tonight," he reported. The centurion wasn't quite sure that he believed in prophetic dreams, but decided to double the patrols just in case. That night, the barbarians made their attack, but thanks to the extra patrols they were easily defeated. After the battle, the centurion thanked the soldier for his warning and then confined him to barracks until the Ides of March as a punishment. Why?


1) moses none it was noah, so zero.

2) 12

3) yes

4) 1

5) 6

6) because he did his wife :lol:

[Hot Canuck]

you can't light anything else till you light the match ...

[chilehunter]

hot canuk - again its how its worded! THE fire - meaning light the fire on fire ! so tell me how you light fire to fire ? theres a fire already going so no need to waste the match! ;)

if you want to light " A fire " then yes you need to light something to START A FIRE. something like light the wood/kindle/paper to get a fire or simple english to you " to light a fire "

THE fire was hot - THE fire is close - THE fire is big --- using the word " THE " in front of " fire " means its an object or it already exsists! just like light THE newspaper or THE candle they're objects & the exsist at that moment!

& again lighting the match would be FIRE! so even if you want to use the stupid wording " light the fire " well you just made fire by lighting the match. the word fire should of never been used in this mind twister!

[chilehunter]

:rolleyes:

[rainbowberry]

Two people who have never seen each other meet at the New York Embassy. They decide to have drinks together in a nearby bar. One of them is the father of the other one's son. How is this possible?


A 10 foot rope ladder whose rungs are one foot wide is hanging over the side of a boat. At this time there is only 1 foot of ladder under the water. It now begins to rain heavily, if it rains at the rate of 1 foot every two hours, how many hours will it take to cover half of the ladder?


I have 2 coins totalling 55 cents, one is not a nickel. What are the 2 coins?


*Remember the plane question has no maths involved at all. Just think when the planes meet which is closer to Paris?

[bentalphanerd]

Hmmm - how do we put in answers without screwing everyone else up?

[Omri]

RB, where's that whipping you promised me? :p

[rainbowberry]

Go ahead and put your answers in if you want, it's a fun game. First come first served if you like.

* You're a naughty boy Omri ;)

[Omri]

Go ahead and put your answers in if you want, it's a fun game. First come first served if you like.

* You're a naughty boy Omri ;)
:D

[bentalphanerd]

1. the son is adopted

2. its a boat silly, it'll float at the same level. oh & width doesn't count either {hears the ladies chuckle}

3. obviously i need another bourbon.

[AlabamaJack]

I have 2 coins totalling 55 cents, one is not a nickel. What are the 2 coins?


one is not a nickel but the other one is...so it would be a nickel and a 50 cent piece

[bentalphanerd]

one is not a nickel but the other one is...so it would be a nickel and a 50 cent piece

nice

[rainbowberry]

You're right on the second one Bent (so length dosen't count either ;) ?) and AJ got the third one.

As for the first question that could be an answer but there is another answer and no adoption is involved.

[bentalphanerd]

ahh thought that #1 was too easy.

[Omri]

Psh, "size doesn't matter" was invented by tiddly people...


:lol:

[bentalphanerd]

one foot wide rungs wont matter if the water is rising, boat or not.

[bentalphanerd]

The parents are blind.

[Pam]

The parents are blind.

Or he was the sperm donor.

[rainbowberry]

I never thought of sperm donor so that could be right. The answer I have got is what you've just said Bent. The people are husband and wife, both blind since birth. I thought at first they'd been to some kind of fetish party and were dressed up so they hadn't really seen each other :oops:

1. A man and his son are driving home from a basketball game when they have a terrible accident. The man is taken to the emergency room for treatment and the boy is taken straight to the operating table. The surgeon comes over to the operating table, sees the boy and says "I can't operate on this patient, he's my son!" How can this be?

I think this one will be really easy and a lot of you will have heard it before.

2. You are attending a party with some friends when one of them states that there is something in the room that everyone can touch with either of their hands, but you can only touch with your left hand. What is it?

3. A man was critically wounded during a vicious fight in 1958, he died and was buried in 1957. How is this possible?

[Omri]

Do you have a puzzle book or something? good to know you're into intellectual challenges, even simple one.

[Pam]

1. A man and his son are driving home from a basketball game when they have a terrible accident. The man is taken to the emergency room for treatment and the boy is taken straight to the operating table. The surgeon comes over to the operating table, sees the boy and says "I can't operate on this patient, he's my son!" How can this be?

The surgeon is his mother.


2. You are attending a party with some friends when one of them states that there is something in the room that everyone can touch with either of their hands, but you can only touch with your left hand. What is it?


Your right elbow.


3. A man was critically wounded during a vicious fight in 1958, he died and was buried in 1957. How is this possible?


It was in the BC's.

[rainbowberry]

No Omri we found them in a magazine one lunch time and it's been lying around ever since, there's only a few left. Pam's right again.

[rainbowberry]

Here's the last of them:

1. Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a poor man who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?

2. How can a woman living in New Jersey, legally marry 3 men, without ever getting a divorce, be widowed, or becoming legally separated? (I expect a lot of you have heard this one before)

3. A woman goes into a hardware store to buy something for her house. When asked the price, the clerk replies, "The price of one is twelve cents, the price of forty-four is twenty-four cents, and the price of a hundred and forty-four is thirty-six cents." What does the woman want to buy?

4. In your sock drawer, you have a ratio of 5 pairs of blue socks, 4 pairs of brown socks, and 6 pairs of black socks. In complete darkness, how many socks would you need to pull out to get a matching pair of the same colour?

[chilehunter]

1. A man and his son are driving home from a basketball game when they have a terrible accident. The man is taken to the emergency room for treatment and the boy is taken straight to the operating table. The surgeon comes over to the operating table, sees the boy and says "I can't operate on this patient, he's my son!" How can this be?


2. You are attending a party with some friends when one of them states that there is something in the room that everyone can touch with either of their hands, but you can only touch with your left hand. What is it?




1st question it doesnt say if the kid is that mans biological son or adopted son, SO yes his mom can be 1 of the right answers BUT not the only 1


2nd question, the right elbow is not the only answer, because you cant touch your right forearm or right upper arm with your right hand ! & how you want to look at it you cant touch your right hand with your right hand either (? how you want to interpret that part). SO the answer would be your whole right arm from shoulder down.

[chilehunter]

Here's the last of them:

1. Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a poor man who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?

2. How can a woman living in New Jersey, legally marry 3 men, without ever getting a divorce, be widowed, or becoming legally separated? (I expect a lot of you have heard this one before)

3. A woman goes into a hardware store to buy something for her house. When asked the price, the clerk replies, "The price of one is twelve cents, the price of forty-four is twenty-four cents, and the price of a hundred and forty-four is thirty-six cents." What does the woman want to buy?

4. In your sock drawer, you have a ratio of 5 pairs of blue socks, 4 pairs of brown socks, and 6 pairs of black socks. In complete darkness, how many socks would you need to pull out to get a matching pair of the same colour?


1) 6

2) shes a priest that can legally marry couples

3) dont make sense

4) 1 pair (2 socks) because my socks are in a bundle together & I can grab a matching pair in complete darkness ;):lol:

[chilehunter]

now I want to see who can answer this question.


How many animals of each sex did Noah take on the ark?
3
2
1
0

[rainbowberry]

2nd question, the right elbow is not the only answer, because you cant touch your right forearm or right upper arm with your right hand ! & how you want to look at it you cant touch your right hand with your right hand either (? how you want to interpret that part). SO the answer would be your whole right arm from shoulder down.

I can touch my right upper arm below my shoulder with my right hand, I thought everyone could :shocked:

You got questions one 1 & 2 right, but you haven't got 3 & 4. BTW my socks are matched together already too.

[chilehunter]

RB - ok you can touch your upper arm with the same hand, but not talking about touching the shoulder muscle, & like I was kinda talking about you cant touch tour right hand with your right hand - you can touch your right palm with your right hand fingers but the meaning of right hand is everything - fingers,palm,thumb. so it cant be done.

so the way I see it, it'd be your whole right arm from shoulder down.


your #3 question
well whatever the object is that she was given the price to, for X amount of quantity. if she bought 1 its .12 cents - if she bought 44 the price is .24 cents - if she bought 144 of them the price would be .36 cents
so whatever the object is, thats what she might buy but she might just be asking since she likes those objects but still needs to find what she really went to the hardware store for - you know how women shop ;):lol: & I cant tell you what object she wants to buy because no objects were ever mentioned.


your question #4
2 socks! if the person organized the colored socks in their seperate pile, then they know which pile has which color of socks.
then the fact of plain ol' luck & picked 2 socks that match on the 1st try. or 3 socks to get 2 to match, or 4 socks to get 2 to match. this questions has several answers that can be correct.
& if they were smart enough they'd just turn on the lights :D

or wait is the answer you're looking for is 2 because in the dark they're all the same color, because you cant see them & they match no matter what in the dark ;)


can you correctly answer that last question I posted ? (in other post)

[chilehunter]

RB - you do know I'm just joking around, its just some of those question can have multiple answers.
you're probably getting mad at me & saying stuff like - just STFU & answer the question!:mad:
:D :P

[rainbowberry]

I'll work it out when I'm sober, but how come the animals didn't eat each other? One of your answers in Q4. is right and it's not 2.

* I'll guess a tipsy 0 for the Noah's ark question.

[chilehunter]

RB - why the animals didnt eat each other ?
they were in their own seperate cages/pens. & in theory there was plenty of food to feed the animals so they didnt eat each other.

better question would be, how come Noah & his family didnt eat any of the animals ?

but the answer I was looking for is - you cant answer that question!
why ?
because when you break it down between the 2 genders - male/female. which the question is asking " How many animals of each sex "

the answer would be the number of species of animals noah brought on the ark ( 1 male & 1 female of each species)
unless you know how many species of animals he brought on the ark ?
otherwise it cant be answered.

[rainbowberry]

RB - why the animals didnt eat each other ?
they were in their own seperate cages/pens. & in theory there was plenty of food to feed the animals so they didnt eat each other.

I asked an 11 year old that question and that's what he said. He got lighting the match(in a cabin) one too instantly. I guess younger people just see it how it is without trying to use maths etc..

[chilehunter]

RB - well it'd be true, if an animal is fed enough theres no need for them to kill another animal to eat, its logic.
but you could also say some animals kill even without the need to feed, to answer that part - all the animals were under Gods control since he sent them to noah & then made sure they didnt eat each other.

I'd be looking at some of those animals & thinking about the steaks I can get from them :lol:

you can make a fire on a wooden ship without the ship burning. I think noah would needed to make a fire for whatever reason food/water/warmth


what does math have to do with animals or the ark ?
as for " maths " how many different mathematical subjects are you talking about ? since putting the " S " after math makes it plural & means you are speaking of more than 1
so " math " or " mathematics " would be correct when talking about it in general :P
just razzing you because you brits & aussies razz us americans how we speak :P

also are you implying that I'm younger, like a kid ? well I'm about your age. logic & common sense knows no age limit, you do know there'd be stalls on the ark. you cant have a bunch of animals running freely.

[chilehunter]

One of your answers in Q4. is right and it's not 2.



how can it be wrong ? you ask a question that has multiple answers to the question, just because they dont match your answer they still can be right!
you can grab 2 socks from a pile in the dark & match - its called luck ;)
you can grab 3 socks also & get 2 that match
you can also grab 4 socks to get 2 that match

its almost like saying what colors do yellow & blue make ? you may say green but I can just say no its wrong its purple :rolleyes:
I know that was a stupid example that doesnt even make sense but you're asking questions that can have multiple answers but you say, nope thats not the answer :rolleyes:

[rainbowberry]

I meant for some of the questions in this thread we start using maths :) to try and work it out when often it's more of a trick question. I wasn't trying to make a reference to your age, actually I thought you were quite a bit older than me going by reading your posts(that's meant as a compliment). I did actually ask an 11 year old yesterday for the answers :oops:

[bentalphanerd]

chilehunter...they are putting something in your water there man. Check it out.
Have you tried using armadillo shells as a helmet to block the waves?

Noah should have swatted the mosquitoes for a start.

socks are a luxury item for posh ppl...you can fake them out of a dish cloth cut in half if needed for a job interview.

Aus aborigines had fires in their bark canaoes

if 11 was a racehorse. 22 was one too. If 11 won a race....

whats the 5 digit number to finish the rhyme?

[Dethwind]

22112

[chilehunter]

you mean
11 is a racehorse, 22 is one too. 11 won one race, 22 won one too.


11
2212
1111
22112

[chilehunter]

bent - no toxins in my water, & no I dont wear tin foil to block waves, nor 100% believe that earth is being visited by aliens.


socks are not a luxury item in usa
the answer RB wants is 4
BUT you dont NEED to pull out anymore socks if the 1st 2 socks match!
& you dont NEED to pull out anymore socks if the 2 socks match out of 3 socks!

now how many socks would you need to pull out in darkness to have those 2 socks match & match the outfit you plan on wearing that day ? :rolleyes: :lol:



I know you can make fire on a wooden boat, already said that.



that noahs ark question is asking what are the numbers of animals on the ark for each sex.
like asking, how many male animals are on the ark, or
how many female animals are on the ark.
the answer would be how many species of aniamls did noah bring onto the ark.
unless you know how many animals were brought onto the ark, that question can not be answered (well that'd be the answer though)

[rainbowberry]

As for the Noah's Ark question are you saying he built cages for the animals as well as the Ark? How come the Dove got free then?

[chilehunter]

RB - I looked & I'm only 4 years older than you.
I picked the wrong words - cages/pens - I meant & should of said stalls. they made stalls to keep animals in back in those days so I dont see why noah wouldnt make stalls to contain the animals as best as he could on the ark.

the dove didnt escape, noah let it free to find land & if the dove came back there was no land to be found yet.

[rainbowberry]

the dove didnt escape, noah let it free to find land & if the dove came back there was no land to be found yet.

LOL, I found that out as soon as I logged off from someone 19 years younger than me :oops:
and then tried to question how Noah managed to catch the lions and how he managed to tell the sex of some animals. I think I'll take the bible to bed with me tonight :P

[Omri]

Who's that 11 year-old you keep asking for answers? :lol:

[rainbowberry]

Ha Ha, a kid that's obviously read the bible and I don't think he's even religious, I think even my 3 year old nephew knows more about Noah's ark than me.

[Omri]

Ha Ha, a kid that's obviously read the bible and I don't think he's even religious, I think even my 3 year old nephew knows more about Noah's ark than me.
And your Dad's a teacher. :surprised:
Oh well, it's never too late (or too hard) to learn. :)

[rainbowberry]

Yeah a Geography teacher so I think that's why I never showed much interest in it. Also I went to a Catholic school so I should really know the bible.

* Religion :shh:

[Omri]

Sounds like you rebelled against all the things you should have been taught.

[rainbowberry]

:( I wasn't the easiest pupil. Your school years are so precious though and I was luckily I came out alright despite being a nightmare child. I'd love to go back and do it all again though but be a real swot, I loved school.

[Omri]

lol don't talk to me about school, I dropped out.
I did take a class in the university later, but I had to do a "preparatory program" first.

[Pam]

lol don't talk to me about school, I dropped out.
I did take a class in the university later, but I had to do a "preparatory program" first.

You know, you're about the 5th or 6th guy and the third nationality that I know who does computer work but dropped out of school. I'm not sure if that's because of the inflexibility of most formal education systems, or you're all a bunch of really smart rebels!

[Omri]

All I can say is school isn't for everyone. I can't honestly say I learned even the simplest thing in school.

[rainbowberry]

I work on a computer all day too and guess what? I was told to leave the school I was at (a nice way to put being expelled) and never took any exams. I took them later on but wish I'd just done them when I was meant too.

[Omri]

I work on a computer all day too and guess what? I was told to leave the school I was at (a nice way to put being expelled) and never took any exams. I took them later on but wish I'd just done them when I was meant too.
That's what I was trying say... the two of us are exactly the same! soulmates... :lol:

[rainbowberry]

I know, we are very similar, or do you copy me? :lol:

[Omri]

I know, we are very similar, or do you copy me? :lol:
Hey! you're the one stalking me... :shame:

[rainbowberry]

Yeah but I'm sure I'm quite a bit older than you so that makes you copying me ;) (Mmm a toyboy)

[Hot Canuck]

Yeah but I'm sure I'm quite a bit older than you so that makes you copying me ;) (Mmm a toyboy)


lol

that would be Pinocchio...I believe you meant boy toy...Otherwise, Omri will have to change his forum name to:




wait for it...





Woody...:lol:

[Omri]

Yeah but I'm sure I'm quite a bit older than you so that makes you copying me ;) (Mmm a toyboy)
What the heck is toyboy?! do you mean boytoy? YES, I'M A GREAT BOYTOY! :D
Hmmm... I don't recall putting my age in here, so how do you know how old I am?
Yes, I am a bit younger, I'll give you that! but I'm not gonna tell you how much! cause I'm the mystery man... whoooo!... :lol:

[Pam]

I know, we are very similar, or do you copy me? :lol:


Say, has anyone here ever seen rainbowberry and Omri in the same room at the same time? How do we know they're not really the same person?

[Omri]

Say, has anyone here ever seen rainbowberry and Omri in the same room at the same time? How do we know they're not really the same person?
IP? :rolleyes:

[Pam]

IP? :rolleyes:


Tsk! You clever computer fellows could probably confuzzle that enough to fool the rest of us.

[Omri]

Tsk! You clever computer fellows could probably confuzzle that enough to fool the rest of us.
Even after using multiple encrypted proxies, the IP is still detectable inside the actual packets.
You could at least see the different location.

[Hot Canuck]

Even after using multiple encrypted proxies, the IP is still detectable inside the actual packets.
You could at least see the different location.


yeah - Omri is in a room with a white background, and RB is in a room with a blue one...clearly they are not the same person Pam...

that one was easy...:cool:

[Omri]

yeah - Omri is in a room with a white background, and RB is in a room with a blue one...clearly they are not the same person Pam...

that one was easy...:cool:
lol, and one is a woman while the other is a man! :lol:

[Hot Canuck]

lol, and one is a woman while the other is a man! :lol:


nowadays that is a little harder to confirm....you bear a striking resemblance to Sinead O'Connor, and RB could pass for that Oscar red carper reporter on Entertainment Tonight...

:think:

you would still be right, but who is who ??? :lol:

[Omri]

:lol:

Wait! no... that's not funny! RB is a pretty gal!
Well it is kinda funny... :lol:

[Pam]

Even after using multiple encrypted proxies, the IP is still detectable inside the actual packets.
You could at least see the different location.


You're the suspect, the Omriberry, I cannot trust what you tell me.

[Omri]

You're the suspect, the Omriberry, I cannot trust what you tell me.
OB? :lol:

[Pam]

lol, and one is a woman while the other is a man! :lol:


Oh please, a wig, a little makeup, a very close shave; and "rainbowberry" you become!

[Hot Canuck]

You're the suspect, the Omriberry, I cannot trust what you tell me.

brilliant deduction my dear Pamson...

[rainbowberry]

lol

that would be Pinocchio...I believe you meant boy toy...Otherwise, Omri will have to change his forum name to:




wait for it...





Woody...:lol:
So what's a Boy toy? Or shall I just use my imagination. I did mean Toyboy it's a man that is quite a bit younger than you. I thought you lot spoke English! I don't really want to see who this "Oscar red carpet reporter" is though do I ? But Sinead O'Connor :lol:

[Omri]

So what's a Boy toy? Or shall I just use my imagination. I did mean Toyboy it's a man that is quite a bit younger than you. I thought you lot spoke English! I don't really want to see who this "Oscar red carpet reporter" is though do I ? But Sinead O'Connor :lol:
Well you English person, you... toyboy is not a word (and I'm not a toyboy). boytoy on the other hand is! lol, Google it.

[rainbowberry]

I bet it's one of those words where when I put it in the search engine it tells me I have to agree to be 18 or over to view its content :shocked:

[Omri]

I bet it's one of those words where when I put it in the search engine it tells me I have to agree to be 18 or over to view its content :shocked:
Anyway, I have my benefits. :cool:

[VtPepper]

What if you light the match in the bedroom then you can find a pair of socks first try.

[Pam]

I bet it's one of those words where when I put it in the search engine it tells me I have to agree to be 18 or over to view its content :shocked:


Or else it takes two AA batteries and is top rack dishwasher safe.

[Hot Canuck]

Or else it takes two AA batteries and is top rack dishwasher safe.

TV remotes are not dishwasher safe...It must be a woman's toy that you are referring to, you naughty girl...:shocked:

[Omri]

TV remotes are not dishwasher safe...It must be a woman's toy that you are referring to, you naughty girl...:shocked:
:neutral:

[Pam]

TV remotes are not dishwasher safe...It must be a woman's toy that you are referring to, you naughty girl...:shocked:


Well, yeah


This friend of mine took me to this toney adult bookstore when I was in Florida a while back. As I stood before this..this...Wall O'Vibrators, reading the labels, there was a line of pastel colored faux penises that said in big, bouncy lettering "Top Rack Dishwasher Safe!". Apparently that's an important feature.

There was a sale table in the middle of the store, and it had this ginormus rubber dildo on it. I picked it up and dropped into a batter's stance, and swung it a few times chanting "Batterbatterhey! batterbatterhey!" Everyone in the store looked and laughed, then they quickly pulled their hats down and turned their collars up so no one would see them in the adult bookstore.

[Omri]

:lol:

[Hot Canuck]

:think:

17 responses...none appropriate...I'm off to the pub...:cool: