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bentalphanerd
11-19-2007, 10:31 PM
http://www.deathforecast.com/
It didn't mention death sauces, Naga munching, 16 mill crystals, home made sauce or 'distilled water' :lol:
chilliman64
11-20-2007, 05:47 AM
go figure!!!
Sickmont
11-20-2007, 06:52 AM
Cool. Apparently i've got 28 years to go. Time to make 'em count.
LUCKYDOG
11-20-2007, 09:24 AM
I've got 29 1/2 yrs left :shocked:
xgrafcorex
11-20-2007, 02:39 PM
says i'll die at about 65, so 40 more years for me.
Hot Canuck
11-20-2007, 02:55 PM
Thanks for the *%&$#@! link - I died 3 months ago...:violin:
chilliman64
11-21-2007, 02:36 AM
dead man typing...
bentalphanerd
11-21-2007, 03:11 AM
Thanks for the *%&$#@! link - I died 3 months ago...:violin:
dead man typing...
I don't know whats worse - apparently I'm not even halfway through & I'm over 40 now. :shocked: Must be all this healthy living :lol:
"I used to be With IT. But then they changed what IT was.
Now what I'm with isn't IT, and what's IT seems scary and
wierd. It'll happen to YOU." -Abe Simpson, The Simpsons
Apparently I live a healthy life. :shocked:
BobsYourUncle
11-21-2007, 06:15 AM
I'll be living until I'm 85... sounds good to me, another 62-odd years...
Hot Canuck
11-21-2007, 07:09 AM
I don't know whats worse - apparently I'm not even halfway through & I'm over 40 now. :shocked: Must be all this healthy living :lol:
Start stocking up on those adult diapers...:sick:
Sickmont
11-21-2007, 10:39 AM
Thanks for the *%&$#@! link - I died 3 months ago...:violin:
Hey, just think, Now you've got the PERFECT excuse to call out of work....
chilliman64
11-22-2007, 03:54 AM
It is estimated that you will die at the age of 78 Years Old.
35 years to go
Hot Canuck
11-22-2007, 06:33 AM
Hey, just think, Now you've got the PERFECT excuse to call out of work....
Yeah, or I could get a job with the government, where my immobility and lack of production would fit right in...
imaguitargod
11-22-2007, 02:57 PM
It says 72 year old........that's about 40 years more than I give myself.
Canuk Pepperhead
11-22-2007, 08:51 PM
lol im good till im 63...at least it didnt say im already dead lol
Dyce51
11-23-2007, 10:22 AM
it said I will live till I'm 61......hhhmmm...that means I'm over half way there!!!
chilliman64
11-23-2007, 05:03 PM
before all of you old farts kick the bucket, remember to include a part in your will to share your chile seeds and propagating equipment etc with your fellow THPers!
ps - sadly I'm an old fart too
chilehunter
11-24-2007, 07:02 PM
years ago the place I worked at(when I was a stiff punching the clock) had some health/life expectancy people show up, well it didnt look good :lol: I should of been dead over 6 years ago.
I dont believe in their methods for life expectancy, but I also dont want to play this game again ;) just incase, ya know :lol: because this time it might come true :shocked:
dreamtheatervt
11-24-2007, 11:20 PM
I agree. That site had no occupational hazard component. In my case, all I have to do is quote Harry Manback:
"You're gonna die of cancer I promise!"
AlabamaJack
12-06-2007, 02:03 PM
looks like I got about 10 years to go and I retire in 20 months...
cheezydemon
12-06-2007, 03:02 PM
85, hmm sounds fishy! 52 more years. I don't know if I can last that long.
chilliman64
12-07-2007, 04:21 AM
..."You're gonna die of cancer I promise!"
every man will die of prostate cancer unless something else kills him first. my advice - if you're reasonably healthy - get your prostate removed!
AlabamaJack
12-07-2007, 06:28 PM
Capsaicin causes Prostate Cancer Cells to commit suicide. Therefore no male chilehead should die from prostate cancer. Wonder what the application technique is?
http://www.psa-rising.com/eatingwell/peppers_hot.htm
chilliman64
12-07-2007, 06:59 PM
Capsaicin causes Prostate Cancer Cells to commit suicide. Therefore no male chilehead should die from prostate cancer. Wonder what the application technique is?
http://www.psa-rising.com/eatingwell/peppers_hot.htm
god I hope it's taken orally!
AlabamaJack
12-08-2007, 05:16 AM
god I hope it's taken orally!
My thoughts exactly Chileman
DevilDuck
12-17-2007, 10:49 PM
It says 72 year old........that's about 40 years more than I give myself.
Yep, me too. I guess we'll have to party on "that day"!!! :cool:
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