Death Row Last Meals

[texas blues]

Somehow or another I ran across this site... www.deadmaneating.com and while it is a bit on the morbid side, it made me think about what my last meal would be. I s'pose it would be along these lines....

1 tiger shrimp cocktail w/extra horseradish and lemon
6 deep fried oysters with lemon wedges
6 poppers stuffed with chorizo and cheddar
1 bowl of corn/crab chowder
Half a rack of baby back ribs
Porterhouse steak, medium rare topped with blue cheese butter and 57
4 cheese mac and cheese with sundried tomatos and mango hab sauce
2 red king crab legs split w/lemon butter
grilled asparagus with hollandaisse
Gran Marnier orange cheesecake with oreo cookie crust

Just some of the things I like..

So what's ya'lls last meal on death row?

Cheers!

[texas blues]

Almost forgot...I'd eat a Naga just before they pull the switch!!!

[imaguitargod]

So what's ya'lls last meal on death row?
Probably a Pizza with Naga peppers, a case of good German beer and a slice of German Chocolate cake. Then in the words of the great Aldous Huxley "LSD, 100 micrograms I.M."(Aldous Huxley To his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.)

[texas blues]

IGG...pizza and lysergic acid diethylamide....I should have known.

[chilehunter]

I think its just one meal & if it is then that be alot to at once TB.
but if its a all day last meal then heres what i'd like to have

- 1 big fat lobster tail w/garlic butter for dipping
- 1 thick medium rare venison steak
- 1 whole big white onion grilled
- serveral tasty habs (raw) to eat while eating the other food
- 2 cobs of sweet corn thats been soaking in sugar water for a day & then grilled with the husks on
- bowl of chicken wild rice soup
- bowl of butterscotch pudding
- homemade white chocolate candy chuncks with cashews in it
- a couple of those cheesey bread biscuits you get at Red Lobster
- 12 pack of Becks beer

[texas blues]

CH...some of the condemned on death row listed things like ...a whole fried chicken, baked 'tato with all the fixin's, 2 cheese burgers, french fries and on and on. Enough food for a platoon of marines. I guess since its their last meal, some prisons think they'll indulge the soon to be dead. Then again....just hope this doesn't turn into a pro or con death penalty thread...just thought of that. Chuk and THP...you got my back right?

[Canuk Pepperhead]

id have my serloin maranated in hab if I cant get Naga peppers mashed taters and gravy..Mind you id have to make it myself lol

[chilehunter]

now come on, what no one wants to say what they'd like to eat for their last meal if they had a choice.

[texas blues]

While morbid CH, its one of those questions like..."if you were on a desert island, whats that one thang' you would want to have..."
Wait a sec...I think I get your point now. Why didn't I think of that??

[rabbit]

.....I would eat something that's not food that I can't say on here.........:P:twisted:

[xgrafcorex]

that's a tough call! especially if you had to choose one single meal. one of the first candidates that comes to mind would be bul go ki. it's a korean dish with seasoned beef, white onions, green onions, sesame seeds, carrots, and some other stuff in the sauce. i would want some habaneros diced up and mixed in as well to give it some kick.

[Intensity Academy]

Ohhhh...I think lobster macaroni & cheese with Hot2 smothered on top. Sounds strange, but it is awesome!

[texas blues]

IA..welcome to the forum! Mac and cheese is also on my list. Far as I reckon, there is no end to the variations of the dish! My personal fav is more of a creamy, cheesey, gooey, french style over the baked southern style....but then I haven't ever eaten a bad mac and cheese. Cheers!

[chilehunter]

TB - you did think of that, thats why you posted this thread. it seems like not many wanted to say what they'd like to have for a last meal, people you dont have to consider you're a deadman walking on deathrow. you could also just look at it in another way like you have cancer & knowing your time is soon, then what meal would you really like to have before you go ?

[texas blues]

Dude...you're a sick bastard and need a team of doctors around you 24/7!! I like it. You and I need to party someday!

[chilehunter]

I dont think I'm a sick minded person, I just see it as one way or another everyone will die one day, either it being a deadman walking or from a disease or even a accident. one day it will be your last day on earth. so I think yours was a simple question for people "what would you like for your last meal ?" just like "what would you like to do or see before you die?"

[texas blues]

CH...my last post went right over your head bro. It's like the time a few years ago I discovered the internet. I had heard about the 900 dial a wad numbers and thought I might call one just to see what its all about. So I call the number and a gal comes on and says.." what's your fantasy? What turns you on?" I said " I don't really have any fantasy's." She says.." oh come on, you're just shy. Everyone has a fantasy. Trust me. You can tell me. Nothing is too taboo. Nothing too forbidden or too nasty. Tell me everything! Just let yourself go!!" To that I responded.." well okay, I have had this sick fantasy. Not that I would ever do it. I'm so embarrassed to say....and like I said...I would NEVER do it...but...I have had a fantasy of having sex with my mom." And she says..."TB ...is that you?"

TCP will probably ban me now. Apologies in advance.

[chilehunter]

I know you were joking around about calling me a sick'o in that other post but your last post that one went right over my head, as for why your saying that.

[texas blues]

It's all cool and the gang bro. As for the last post...I have no idea. Surely you know by now I am not all there. I escaped from MY team of doctor's.

[imaguitargod]

At least your fantisy didn't involve hampster...........

: looks around the room :

*cricket noise*

Ya know...hampsters....

* cricket noise*

[rabbit]

AHHHHHHHHH:shocked::shocked::lol::lol:

[chilliman64]

lobster - nah
prawns - nah
caviar, ribs, smoked salmon - no, no, no

I think I'd like a six pack of icy cold beer and a great big rack of hooters served au natural!!!

[rabbit]

lobster - nah
prawns - nah
caviar, ribs, smoked salmon - no, no, no

I think I'd like a six pack of icy cold beer and a great big rack of hooters served au natural!!!

Ahhhhhh, someone else that was thinking along the same line as me:lol::lol:......I'm sure you knew what I was talking about in my other post up above;):twisted: (In post #10)

[texas blues]

Funny how this thread as well as many others I have seen, slowly enter the sexual innuendo rubicon. Any new threads that I start, I think I will dispense with any notion of peppers, bbq or hot sauce. I guess I should have titled the thread along the lines of..."What are you wearing now?"

[imaguitargod]

Funny how this thread as well as many others I have seen, slowly enter the sexual innuendo rubicon. Any new threads that I start, I think I will dispense with any notion of peppers, bbq or hot sauce. I guess I should have titled the thread along the lines of..."What are you wearing now?"

Hawiian shirt, shorts and shoes....

[texas blues]

IGG...what? No rubber g string?

[imaguitargod]

IGG...what? No rubber g string?
It chafes to much.

[chilliman64]

use a bit of baby powder...

[imaguitargod]

use a bit of baby powder...
Is it made out of real babies?

Are they organic?

[Canuk Pepperhead]

lol kd...what the hell lol id rather get a date for the night than the meal...if not I got my kd...I wonder if a sheep consideres as a date???hmmmmm

[Canuk Pepperhead]

then again do they let you have rubber boots in prison???????????

[imaguitargod]

then again do they let you have rubber boots in prison???????????
LOL! I may be the only one besides Pepperhead that knows that joke. Good one dude.

[chilliman64]

Is it made out of real babies?

Are they organic?

yes, air-dried and fed only with mother's milk!

[rabbit]

then again do they let you have rubber boots in prison???????????

I've actually heard of that..........NAAAAASTY!!!! BAAA.......BAAAA!!:shocked::shocked::lol:

[Canuk Pepperhead]

holy crap I went on that site and lol yeah its an interesting site but not a good one lol

[Omri]

1 Whole grilled chicken
5 deep fried chickens (in pieces)
4.5 pound burger in a massive bun
4 10 ounces pieces of sinta (grilled)
A lot of mashed potatoes
A keg of beer
Bowl of Nagas
Apple pie

Of course I'll eat it all. :lol:

[Canuk Pepperhead]

That meal sounds great but if I can have it do I still get the sheep???hehehe

[Omri]

Besides the bowl of Nagas, it's the same meal I had for breakfast in Vegas. :lol:
Well just that one weekend, the other time we had a mountain of hash browns and tons of donuts, every day... every freaking day. :cool:
Needless to say I gained a few pounds. :lol:

[Hot Canuck]

I had suicide wings...was married 14 hours later...:silenced:

[Canuk Pepperhead]

I had suicide wings...was married 14 hours later...:silenced:I feel for ya man I really do
now how where those wings lol

[rainbowberry]

I'd have:

- A 12 Scotch Bonnet salad with chilli sauce dressing
- A Bombay Bad Boy Pot noodle with loads of chilli powder and extra sauce
- Peanut butter and marmite sandwiches
- Stella Artois
- Bacon and Egg sarnies
- A bottle of Worcestershire sauce
- A bottle of Woodys sauce
- A large packet of Pork Scratchings
- The pastry from a Pork Pie (don't like the dog food meat inside)

I'd feel so ill from eating that amount that I probably wouldn't care at the time that I was going to die.

[chilehunter]

- Peanut butter and marmite sandwiches
- Stella Artois
- Bacon and Egg sarnies
- A large packet of Pork Scratchings
- The pastry from a Pork Pie (don't like the dog food meat inside)




maybe its just something simple & across the pond you call them different than we do, but what are these ?
bacon & egg sarnies ? = bacon & egg sardines ? if it is :sick:
whats pork scratchings ?

[texas blues]

Rainbow....Stella Artois? French beer with your last meal? Jesus Lawd' take me! Pull the switch and kill me now! "French" and "beer" do not go together. Cheers, TB.

[chilehunter]

thats french beer ? I have to agree with TB what the heck are you thinking drinking french beer.

[rainbowberry]

maybe its just something simple & across the pond you call them different than we do, but what are these ?
bacon & egg sarnies ? = bacon & egg sardines ? if it is :sick:
whats pork scratchings ?
Sarnie is just another name for a sandwich and I think you call Pork Scratchings ~ Pork rind.

thats french beer ? I have to agree with TB what the heck are you thinking drinking french beer.
Chilliman64 come and back me up on this one. BTW I thought it originally came from Belgium, I might be wrong.

[texas blues]

Rainbowberry......you are indeed CORRECT! Stella Artois is brewed in Leuven, BELGIUM. I pity the foo' that told me them lies about Stella Artois. I genuflect and bow down to thee with all humble apologies and much gnashing of teeth and woe and sackclothe and ashes etc.etc. By all means feel free to enjoy your last meal on this earth with as many bottles of SA as you would care to imbibe. Thanks CH for watchin' my back but alas...all for nought. I shall now go and punish myself by forcing myself to watch 3 minutes of "Will and Grace".
Cheers ya'll. TB.

[Omri]

I shall now go and punish myself by forcing myself to watch 3 minutes of "Will and Grace".
Cheers ya'll. TB.
C'mon... I like that show. :lol:

[stillmanz]

Ah stella nice drop, they call it the wife beaters beer in some parts. so fitting to have alittle on death row.

[rainbowberry]

Rainbowberry......you are indeed CORRECT! Stella Artois is brewed in Leuven, BELGIUM.
Yeah I thought so but now my Stella can says 'Brewed in the UK'
Ah stella nice drop, they call it the wife beaters beer in some parts. so fitting to have alittle on death row.

Thanks Stillmanz, I'm not alone, beats that cooking lager that they call Fosters ;)

[stillmanz]

Its been 8 years or so since I've seen Fosters in a pub in Brisbane.. I'm not sureif the even makeit anymore... just poison Itellyou.

[Pam]

Rainbowberry......you are indeed CORRECT! Stella Artois is brewed in Leuven, BELGIUM. I pity the foo' that told me them lies about Stella Artois. I genuflect and bow down to thee with all humble apologies and much gnashing of teeth and woe and sackclothe and ashes etc.etc. By all means feel free to enjoy your last meal on this earth with as many bottles of SA as you would care to imbibe. Thanks CH for watchin' my back but alas...all for nought. I shall now go and punish myself by forcing myself to watch 3 minutes of "Will and Grace".
Cheers ya'll. TB.

I thought you'd learned not to argue with the women around here.

Don't make me take your tequila away.

[texas blues]

Rainbowberry...seems SA does brew in other countries. Pretty common practice.

Pam...you shouldn't be surprised! I have been outsmarted by women all of my life...after all..I am only a man...but then my Aussie shepard also manages to outsmart me by convincing me telepathically to drop cheese on the floor "accidently" on a daily basis. WTF is up with that? Hey ..my I.Q might only be 6...but I use all 6!!

Omri....muy machismo dude like you? "Will and Grace" fan? Take me Lawd', please Jesus...take me now!!

Cheers ya'll, TB.

[Omri]

Omri....muy machismo dude like you? "Will and Grace" fan? Take me Lawd', please Jesus...take me now!!

Cheers ya'll, TB.
I do have to admit most of the friends who watch it are women, but I like the show. I can't (or won't) lie!
I also like Gilmore Girls. :lol:

[Pam]

Pam...you shouldn't be surprised! I have been outsmarted by women all of my life...after all..I am only a man...but then my Aussie shepard also manages to outsmart me by convincing me telepathically to drop cheese on the floor "accidently" on a daily basis. WTF is up with that? Hey ..my I.Q might only be 6...but I use all 6!!

I can't hold being outsmarted by your dog against you, especially since it's an Australian Shepherd. Mine get the best of me, all the time. I got a king-sized bed so maybe they'd let me have half.


Omri....muy machismo dude like you? "Will and Grace" fan? Take me Lawd', please Jesus...take me now!!

*whispers*

It's ok dear, we know you have to...er...overcompensate somehow.

[texas blues]

If you watched it with single women..well I will admit to being something of a whore and doing that to get next to some gal. Now that I'm older and into being "domesticated"..I only watch shows like that either drunk or at gunpoint....after all ..I wear the pants in the family..I call the shots..I'm the man of the house and say what's what! I am the king of the REMOTE!! ssshhh! I gotta' splizzet...my gal's coming down the hall!! Cheers, TB.

[billyboy]

Its been 8 years or so since I've seen Fosters in a pub in Brisbane.. I'm not sureif the even makeit anymore... just poison Itellyou.

The only reason its still available OS is that noone in OZ will drink it! I agree stillmanz its gotta be 15 years or so since Ive seen it anywhere here, not that Ive ever bothered to look for it.

[rainbowberry]

The only reason its still available OS is that noone in OZ will drink it! I agree stillmanz its gotta be 15 years or so since Ive seen it anywhere here, not that Ive ever bothered to look for it.
Don't suppose you want to take Fosters back do you? It's found in most places in the UK. I'd say our equivalent is Carling :sick:

[Canuk Pepperhead]

Oh no I just heard the...the..C word

*shudders*

*Goes runs and hides*

[bentalphanerd]

I honestly don't know anyone in Australia who drinks fosters. It was popular about 20 years ago but it's mostly VB, XXXX (fourex) and Tooheys now.

My Last Meal would be:
Entree: Tom Yum Talay (http://www.thai-food-recipes.com/tom_yum.html) {spicy thai soup}
Followed by Green Thai curried mudcrab, a lamb vindaloo {made with fresh Nagas} A bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed.
Dessert: a triple choc cheesecake. Hey if they want to fry me, they have to find someone to clean it up :lol:

[billyboy]

errr, Ill have what hes ^^^^ having!

yummmo!

[DevilDuck]

I'd kill for a XXXX. Shoot, a VB would be nice too!

A friend of mine brought some XXXX back with him. Budweiser (here in the states) could take a few notes.

(I'm not a Bud fan...I'm just sayin')

[chilehunter]

but I like the show. I can't (or won't) lie!
I also like Gilmore Girls. :lol:

oh jezzz, I'd keep that as a secret! & maybe look into getting some kind of testosterone supplements ;) :lol: J/K

[Omri]

oh jezzz, I'd keep that as a secret! & maybe look into getting some kind of testosterone supplements ;) :lol: J/K
I have more than enough already. it has nothing to do with me liking Gilmore Girls. :lol:

[chilehunter]

all in the name of getting some tail I understand, but to truly like those shows, I dont know about that.

[Omri]

all in the name of getting some tail I understand, but to truly like those shows, I dont know about that.
I honestly like them.
Not gonna wait for the next episode, but will enjoy watching the occasional ones.

[bentalphanerd]

it has nothing to do with me liking Gilmore Girls. :lol:

:shocked: No wonder you're on Death Row :lol:

[GrumpyBear]

I have more than enough already. it has nothing to do with me liking Gilmore Girls. :lol:

hee, maybe you have too much, excess causes feminization in men.

so yea, last meal: poutine and keiths. and lots of it.

[wordwiz]

My daughter and I use to watch Gilmore Girls though we haven't in the last year or two.

Mike

[Coop]

First thing that came to mind was a fortune cookie with a get out of jail free card inside... But as that's not very likely to happen, I was thinking more along the lines of incorrectly prepared Sashimi Fugu...