Name my sauce

[DevilDuck]

I have a new sauce that I'm going to brew. It's an apricot/hab blend, so it's a sweet hot. All of my sauces have a pirate/nautical theme, so please try to stick to that.

The top 4 entries (my judgment, but debates are allowed) will be posted and voted on. The winner gets a free bottle.

So-----------------

GO!!!!!!!!!!! :hell::hell::hell:

[thehotpepper.com]

Sauce In Yer Eye (Logo = pirate w/eye patch)

[chilehunter]

Booty'licious - with the picture of a treasure chest full of habs & apricots (& maybe other fruit/veggies that'd also be in the sauce) then have two female pirates standing by the treasure chest full of habs/apricots.
or have your devil duck standing over the treasure chest ? or the devil duck standing behind the treasure chest with the female pirates on the sides of the chest ?

I dont know where you'd space the name with this ( ' )? Ex. booty' licious or booty 'licious ?

[imaguitargod]

"The Captain's Bird Just Shat on His Shoulder" Hot Sauce........



hehe

[thehotpepper.com]

Frooty Booty
Naughty Nautical
Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle O' Booty (girl pirate logo)

[chilliman64]

Dead Man's Chest
Batten Down The Hatches
Scurvy Elixir
Pirate's Delight
Blow The Man Down
Cap'n Duck's Fruity Goo
Orange Beard's Hot Sauce

[Pam]

Devil Duck's Dirty Doubloon Sauce

Bilge Rat Squeezing's

Keel Haulin' Habanero Sauce

Devil Duck's Grog Blossom Elixir

Devil Duck's Pillage and Plunder Sauce

Cat o' Nine Tails Hot Sauce

Devil Duck's Arrrrgh! Sweet Heat

Devil Duck's Old Salt's Scourge

Devil Duck's Dead Reckoning

And if you wanted to stick with a disease theme:

Sizzling Syphilis Sauce

Old Tar Typhoid Elixir

Devil Duck's Malignant Malaria Sauce

Devil Duck's Pestilence and Plague Sauce

Devil Duck's Blistering Black Death Sweet Heat

[Pam]

And I still think, despite a certain unnamed participant's masturbatory cetacean fantasies, that Yellow Jack is a good name.

So, in ...um, that person's honor, I suggest

Devil Duck's Sperm Whale Yellow Jack Sauce

[woody]

Jellyfish venom

[Uncle Big]

Devil Duck's Dirty Doubloon Sauce

Bilge Rat Squeezing's

Keel Haulin' Habanero Sauce

Devil Duck's Grog Blossom Elixir

Devil Duck's Pillage and Plunder Sauce

Cat o' Nine Tails Hot Sauce

Devil Duck's Arrrrgh! Sweet Heat

Devil Duck's Old Salt's Scourge

Devil Duck's Dead Reckoning

And if you wanted to stick with a disease theme:

Sizzling Syphilis Sauce

Old Tar Typhoid Elixir

Devil Duck's Malignant Malaria Sauce

Devil Duck's Pestilence and Plague Sauce

Devil Duck's Blistering Black Death Sweet Heat

Ok, Pam, you're sick and demented, and I appreciate that in a person.
I too was going to submit Sizzling or Searing Syphilis Sauce, what the hell??
Great minds think alike or what??
There has to be a winner in your list somewhere. I'll just be happy with coming up with a preliminary design for the label for the Duckster.
Too funny....

[texas blues]

Thar Me Colon Blows Matey Sauce
Walkin' the Plank Sauce
Swabbin' the Poop Deck Habanero Sauce
Cabin Boy Aphrodisiac Sauce
Dirty Galley Rat Hot Sauce
Davey Jones Bunghole Hot Sauce
Women and Children First Sweet Habanbero Sauce
Abandon Ship Sauce
Forty Lashes Hot Sauce
Noone At Helm Hot Sauce
Capt. DD's Duckfart Sweet Hot Sauce
Forty Thousand Leagues Beneath My Hot Seat Habanero Sauce
Voyage to the Bottom of My Ass Pirate Death Sauce

[DevilDuck]

HA!! There are some good ones!

This is going to be tough...

Keep 'em coming!!!!

My 2 cents.... Buggery On The High Seas (Cheech & Chong reference)

[Pam]

HA!! There are some good ones!

This is going to be tough...

Keep 'em coming!!!!

My 2 cents.... Buggery On The High Seas (Cheech & Chong reference)

But would you really want to press such a delicate um..membrane into an area where your sauce would be coming out?

[Pam]

Ok, Pam, you're sick and demented, and I appreciate that in a person.

*blush*


I too was going to submit Sizzling or Searing Syphilis Sauce, what the hell??

I couldn't come up with one that made dysentery sound all yummy, though.


Great minds think alike or what??

Now I'm scared.



There has to be a winner in your list somewhere. I'll just be happy with coming up with a preliminary design for the label for the Duckster.
Too funny....

You're a better man than I, which, granted, isn't difficult, as I'm not a man at all; but I respect your ability to manipulate graphics. I do well to get mine from the camera to the computer.

[Dyce51]

those are great!!!! Good lucck DD you gonna have a tough decision!!

[chilliman64]

Pirate Poo
Sailor's Lube

[Pam]

Sailor's Lube

Ha! And he could use Potawie's pornographic peppers on the label!

[chilliman64]

Pirate Pete's (Potawie's?) Pyrotechnic Orange ASS-assinater!

[woody]

i know pieces of hate, get it - pieces of eight ohhh arrrrrrrrrr

[DevilDuck]

Ok guys...LAST DAY!!!

Get 'em up. I'll narrow it down to four entries and let everyone decide. Since this is a contest, I'll post my final four in the contest section and everyone can vote.

[texas blues]

Last day? Okay...a few more
Capt. Cornblows(or sub Cornholes) Butt Pirate Hot Sauce.
Mutiny in the Bootie Hot Sauce
Capt. DD's Barnacle Brew Hot Sauce

[Pam]

Last day? Okay...a few more
Capt. Cornblows(or sub Cornholes) Butt Pirate Hot Sauce.
Mutiny in the Bootie Hot Sauce
Capt. DD's Barnacle Brew Hot Sauce

You know, you scare me.

[Pam]

Poxy Jenny's Sweet Heat

Bilge Sucking Sauce

[texas blues]

Pam .....I scare myself. The mind is a terrible thang'. And it must be stopped!!...in our lifetime.

[Plebian]

Davy Jones' Apricot Locker

Am I late to the party? LOL

How about Apricot Doldrums

[Intensity Academy]

Apricotial Nautical

Arghful! Apricot Shot of Hot

Apricot Hot Ye Mateys

Sweet Treasure

I do like hotpepper's Fruity Booty!!!

[DevilDuck]

Sorry everyone...crazy weekend. I'll get things up as soon as I can. Entries are still welcome.

[Trexxen]

Scurvy Dog Sauce
Skull Sauce
Fruitbeard
(Just for Pam!) Delectable Dysentery
Scurvy Inferno
Jalapricot Chest

I'll think of more later =P

[chilliman64]

Hot Apricot Pirate Poo Poo Sauce
Apricot Bilgewater
Apricot Enema
Fruity Turdmaker

[Pam]

Hot Apricot Pirate Poo Poo Sauce
Apricot Bilgewater
Apricot Enema
Fruity Turdmaker

Would you really buy a sauce named turdmaker?

[chilliman64]

Would you really buy a sauce named turdmaker?

yep - even if it tasted like shit it would make a great gift! ;)

[LUCKYDOG]

Topsy Scurvy
Willy Gilligan
Polly want a Cracker
Sparrows Grog
Curse of the Orange Pearl
Gilligans Bain
VooDoo something to me

[chilliman64]

Pirate Spew
Seaman Sauce

[Dyce51]

Pirate Spew
Seaman Sauce

seamen sauce?...lmao...I don't think I'd buy a sauce called seamen...lol


swale of heat
The barren heat
dead sea's revenge
scallywaggers groul hot sauce
Apricot Tyfoon hot sauce
the scorn wench

[chilliman64]

seamen sauce?...lmao...I don't think I'd buy a sauce called seamen...lol

why not Dyce? it could say on the label that it is hand made!

what about these then -

Seasick In A Bottle
High Seas Hot Sauce
Nautical Lip Numb-er
Nautical Lip Tickler
Naval Destroyer
The Sauce That Gave Pete His Pegleg

[bentalphanerd]

Apricot HabAAaaaarrrnero sauce

[chilliman64]

that's close to:

Apricot Harpoonero Sauce

Hot Dates For The Shipmates
Apricot Pestilence
X Marks The Spot
Hot Sauce For Hot Sailors
New Recruit's Hot Sauce
Cabin Boy's Favourite

[Pam]

Sweet Heat from Davy Jones' Locker

Devil Duck's Hammerhead Habanero Sauce

Devil Duck's Kracken JuJu Sauce

[chilliman64]

ok here's my last one (well last three really):

Ye Olde Bottle O'Rust

or how about

Pirate's Penis Pus - if that is a bit too rugged then it can be shortened to

Pirate's Pus

ding ding - I think we have a winner in the Most Offensive Name category!

[bentalphanerd]

Apricot Parrot Puke

keelhauled varmit sauce

landlubber surprise

Oh...this is way too much fun :))

[chilliman64]

it is! I may just have to do some more... please Devil Duck, stop this sadistic competition...please...

[LUCKYDOG]

One Eyed Pirate Sauce
Pickled Parrot
Yo ho...... ho.....ho or leave out the other 2 ho's
Jolly Roger -- reason why the Roger is Jolly
Shipmates Fun -- hey Thailor

[Pam]

Pele's Molten Mystery Sauce


Devil Duck's Leviathan Rampage Sauce

Sea Serpent Sneak Attack Sweet Heat

[Trexxen]

Ooh, got one more!

"Rated Arrrrr Sauce"

Hehe. That's punny.

[Dyce51]

why not Dyce? it could say on the label that it is hand made!



LMAO now thats funny!!!!!!!

[Dyce51]

ok here's my last one (well last three really):

Ye Olde Bottle O'Rust

or how about

Pirate's Penis Pus - if that is a bit too rugged then it can be shortened to

Pirate's Pus

ding ding - I think we have a winner in the Most Offensive Name category!

I didn't know that was a catagory!!! LMAO.....you're not right!!!!LOL funny as hell though!!

[Dyce51]

ok here's my last one (well last three really):

Ye Olde Bottle O'Rust

or how about

Pirate's Penis Pus - if that is a bit too rugged then it can be shortened to

Pirate's Pus

ding ding - I think we have a winner in the Most Offensive Name category!

I didn't know that was a catagory!!! LMAO.....you're not right!!!!LOL funny as hell though!!

[Dyce51]

pirates gue hot sauce
dead reckoning hot sauce (not sure if "reckoning" is nautical or not"

[thehotpepper.com]

Shits Ahoy!

[chilliman64]

I didn't know that was a catagory!!! LMAO.....you're not right!!!!LOL funny as hell though!!

why thankyou Dyceman - I'm blushing :oops:

[Dethwind]

hmmm.... how about:
Tropical Heat
Island Shipreck
Headhunter's Friend
Island Punch
Bilge-rats inferno
Fire in the Head
DisASSter at sea
Landlubbers peril
The Flaming Submarine

[texas blues]

Dethwind..cheers mon and welcome to the forum. "The Flaming Submarine"? Excuse me bro, but I may be a lesbian in a man's body but that is just wrong dude. I almost choked while laughing. That's not a hot sauce..that's a gay pride parade float. I like it! Apologies to all my gay friends in advance.

[Dethwind]

well, i was going for a kind of "fire down under" feel. Admittedly "The Flaming Australian" (no offense to our Australian bretheren) would have fit better but Devil Duck was going for a nautical theme.

And thanks for the welcome, glad you got a chuckle out of the names. :hell:

[Plebian]

Moby's Dick. The sweet treat with a big burn.

[Dyce51]

Merimades Bliss Hot Sauce

and use this bottle for packaging....

http://www.flaschen-kefla.de/english/code/products/image.asp?entryID={C2D14B70-EB85-4696-8C65-90E13A080987}&img=1&thumb=false

[texas blues]

Somehow we managed to go from pirates and hot sauce to pus, turds, and schlong references. Ya'll are a sick and demented group and need a team of doctors around you 24/7 to analyze and monitor your psychological and scatalogical behavior! Lemme' just say I am proud to be included in your disgustingly warped "circle of trust". Gotta' go and take my medication now. ALL OF IT!!

[DevilDuck]

I'm going to go through the list of names and post MY top four. Then.....voting will commence.

[thehotpepper.com]

I'll close this for you DD. In your new thread you can create a poll.

[thehotpepper.com]

The contest thread is here:
http://www.thehotpepper.com/showthread.php?t=2980