Rachel Ray?

[texas blues]

With the explosion of Food Network celebrities, Rachel Ray, with not just one but four, yes four shows on TV, is not only immensly popular but also loathed by an equal amount of viewers.
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Yet, even among the non fans, they still continue to tune in. Here is what some government officials and celebrities have to explain the phenomenon.

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[texas blues]

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[chuk hell]

LOL.

But can she cook?

[texas blues]

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[texas blues]

Can she cook? Doubtful. But Bill doesn't care.

[Sickmont]

Hmmmm....something tells me you seem to have an "interest" in this particular woman.....

[bubbaschili]

she can cook and looksgood doing it.....i would definatly hit it.
only thing that kinda gets on my nerves is that loud non stop yammering

[dreamtheatervt]

Rachel is ok, but Giada deLaurinitus...she should be the face of the network

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/giada_delaurentiis/text/0,1974,FOOD_10968_59315,00.html

[LUCKYDOG]

Rachel is ok, but Giada deLaurinitus...she should be the face of the network

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/giada_delaurentiis/text/0,1974,FOOD_10968_59315,00.html

I can deal with the Yummos even the EVOO but Giada's head is huge and Im not a fan of the extreme closeups and her over-exaggerated pronunciation of of the simplest things

[Uncle Big]

Rachel is ok, but Giada deLaurinitus...she should be the face of the network

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/giada_delaurentiis/text/0,1974,FOOD_10968_59315,00.html

Giada should be the "chest" of the network. She annoys me, so I just mute the TV and look at her clevage. :) Her huge teeth kind of scare me a little.
Rachel is a practical cook but by no means a "chef", she has no formal training, and she talks waaaaaaayyyyyyy too much. Although, if you're into booties, she's got an ass like a rainbow.
Yum-O!!!!

Would I hit it? Nah, my wife wouldn't like it much.
Now, if these two were putting out their own girl on girl "cooking video", with lots of tickling and spanking each other with basting brushes, I'd definitely be looking for it on BitTorrent.
:onfire:

[Cap'n Bones]

Giada should be the "chest" of the network. She annoys me, so I just mute the TV and look at her clevage. :) Her huge teeth kind of scare me a little.
Rachel is a practical cook but by no means a "chef", she has no formal training, and she talks waaaaaaayyyyyyy too much. Although, if you're into booties, she's got an ass like a rainbow.
Yum-O!!!!

Would I hit it? Nah, my wife wouldn't like it much.
Now, if these two were putting out their own girl on girl "cooking video", with lots of tickling and spanking each other with basting brushes, I'd definitely be looking for it on BitTorrent.
:onfire:

Blaaaahaaahaaa!!!!! :lol: Yeah yeah, and don't forget the hot butter!

[texas blues]

Sickmont..interest in RR? Sort of ...more like waaaaay too much time on my hands yesterday and my buddy flooding my email with goofy pics. Could be worse.....I could have posted a pic of Chuk Hell wearing a dress! DOH!!

[imaguitargod]

This thread is hilarious.

[POTAWIE]

Did you see the two square odd on Iron Chef? I think Rachael Ray beet Giada but they had iron chefs as partners.

[Uncle Big]

Did you see the two square odd on Iron Chef? I think Rachael Ray beet Giada but they had iron chefs as partners.

Yup, Bobby Flay
http://dcfud.smorgasblog.com/userimages/bobby_flay_e.jpg


and Giada DeLaurentis (sponsored by Crest White Strips and Victoria Secret)
http://z.about.com/d/gourmetfood/1/0/r/4/GiadaLaurentiis.jpg

vs Mario Batalli (sponsored by SlimFast and Rogaine)
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and Lotsa Junk in the Trunk Rachel Ray (sponsored by Hersheys).
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Actually, Rachel and Molto Mario kicked raw ass in battle "Cranberry".
It was a real slobber knocker but Batali and Ray edged them out on plating and taste.
Apparently Mario is a really cool guy and Bobby Flay is a real "dick" Actually a buddy of mine has worked on his crew for one of his shows and he called him "an insufferable prick". Go figure.
Do I watch the Food Network much?? NOT AT ALL!! Actually my wife is sick of my watching it so much, can you believe that, it's supposed to be the other way around isn't it??

[texas blues]

Who HASN'T kicked Flay's ass? My gal and I had dinner at his place in Caesar's Palace. Twice the price dressed up Applebee's more or less with emphasis on shwing and schtick (be seen in a really cool place) rather than service and food quality. We were unthrilled. Now Emeril's Delmonico at the Venetian....been there twice....both time's made my Top 5 meals of all time!

[xgrafcorex]

i'm not sure who i'd say is a better looking host/cook. giada was my initial choice though. rachel isn't a bad looking lady herself though. ha must admit that while flipping around on the tv, i have stopped to see what giada and her rack were up to more than i have stopped to see what was going on with rachel.

[texas blues]

You guys are lucky that I didn't start a thread...Molto Mario: Would you hit it??

[xgrafcorex]

haha well i don't know who that is..but google image results lead me to thank you for going with rachel. :lol:

[dreamtheatervt]

Could be worse.....I could have posted a pic of Chuk Hell wearing a dress! DOH!!

I'll stick to Giada.

[POTAWIE]

What about Cat Kora from iron chef? I'd hit it

[texas blues]

Two times!!

[fusionring]

Every time I watch her she drives me nuts... And not in a good way.

How many times can one person say EVOO in one episode? Hello.

I hate to be the new guy who out of line but... Huh...she's a fake eater! You can't say "yum" until the spoon at least touches your tongue lady!

[thehotpepper.com]

LOL... agree! EVOO, and Bam from the other annoying hack.

[chilliman64]

Nigella Lawson anybody???

nice rack!

http://www.nigella.com/living_kitchen/detail.asp?area=4&article=64

[Cap'n Bones]

This is turning out to be one of my favorite threads. I'll give it 2 thumbs up! hehe

[POTAWIE]

Nigella Lawson anybody???

nice rack!

http://www.nigella.com/living_kitchen/detail.asp?area=4&article=64
No way, Nigella bites.:lol:

[koolguymike]

No way, Nigella bites.:lol:

:clap:

[Dyce51]

No way, Nigella bites.:lol:

that could be fun....lol :P

[Dyce51]

I think it's great thinking and marketing idea. The food Network wanted to get more male viewers...so they put a couple of HOT ASS women on TV cooking some good food....boy they know the way to a mans heart...T-n-A and Food.....lol

[Cap'n Bones]

Yeah, can you imagine the ratings jump if they wore bikinis and drank beer while cooking? I'd still watch Paula Dean, but she'd have to wear a one piece. Paula looks like she could throw a great party.

[Uncle Big]

Nigella Lawson anybody???

nice rack!

http://www.nigella.com/living_kitchen/detail.asp?area=4&article=64

From the waist up, yes, nice rack.
Dependent on your idea of nice rack, she has a big bum. You can see Nigella's ass from space. She has a huge derrière, not that I mind, but watch the shows and see how many times they shoot here 3/4 length, not very often.
I think she's sexy as hell. I'd hit that long time, because like Spinal Tap said, "the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'".
Fo shizzle....

[texas blues]

Big.....you mean that booty goes to "eleven"?

[Uncle Big]

Big.....you mean that booty goes to "eleven"?

That booty most certainly goes to 11...and beyond.
Nigella is bodaciously bootylicious!!

[Sickmont]

I'd hit that long time, because like Spinal Tap said, "the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'".



Didn't Frank Zappa sing that? I believe the next line in the song was "who wants to make love to an ironing board?".

[Uncle Big]

Didn't Frank Zappa sing that? I believe the next line in the song was "who wants to make love to an ironing board?".

Here are the lyrics for the Spinal Tap song I was referring to:

Big Bottom Lyrics
Artist:Spinal Tap


The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

[Sickmont]

Here's the Zappa lyrics to the song "sex":



What's the thing that they's talkin' about everywhere
SEX
When they wanna be suave 'n' debonair
SEX
What's poppin' up the most from coast to coast
SEX
At yer bongo party an1 yer weenie roast
SEX
Even them Christians who are born again
SEX
Go out 'n' get pooched every now 'n' then
SEX
Do ya do or don't ya don't
SEX
Bet yer lyin' if ya say ya won't
SEX

Some girls try it 'n' go on a diet
Then they worry 'cause they's too fat
Who wants t'ride on an ironin' board?
That ain't no fun ... I tried me one

Grow that meat all over yer bones
Work the wall with the local Jones
'N' while you do it, remember this line
The Sniffer says it all the time

"THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION ..."

Makes no difference if you're young or old
SEX
Don't you act like it's made of gold
SEX
Ladies they need it just like the guys
SEX
Maybe you could use a protein surprise
SEX
Any time, anywhere
SEX
Why d'ya think it's growin' there
SEX

Some girls try it 'n' they don't like it
They complain 'cause it don't last
Who wants to ride on a debutante?
They talks too much... they moves too fast

Whatch the scenery while you ride
You can be very warm inside
'N when the train goes 'round the bend
Check the shrub'ry on the other end

"THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION ..."

[hudd]

Yeah, can you imagine the ratings jump if they wore bikinis and drank beer while cooking? I'd still watch Paula Dean, but she'd have to wear a one piece. Paula looks like she could throw a great party.

I met Paula Deen a couple months ago at a book signing. She is a hoot. Her hubby was with her and the two of them were having a blast.

[BernieButz]

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[parker394]

Good thing this isn't a "Family Blog" :rolleyes:

[Sickmont]

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Hey THP...I know this person has a deactivated account, but can i PLEEEEAAAAAASSSSEEEE have their real e-mail address so i can flood 'em with "you make douchebags want to call you douchebag" e-mails?

[bubbaschili]

now the curiosity is killing me......what did it say???

[cheezydemon]

HOT ASS???? Good looking OK, Kinda hot MAYBE(mostly because they can cook), but let's not get carried away.
Neither one of them will be asked to model for victoria's secret.